Are my toes really that appealing to you? Please stop reaching out to me, my wife is starting to become increasingly suspicious of me when I'm not guilty of anything. You are ruining my life, I can't even sleep properly with you throwing pebbles at my window in hopes that I'll stick my leg out. My boss asked me why I wear such thick socks and all I could do is respond "Frank", but funny enough he INSTANTLY understood my problem. Repeat offenders must face jail time.

+rep good soldier to play against

Hello, please consider accepting my friend request! I am reaching out to try and recover an aussie amby i sold last year, which you ended up buying. I'm happy to supply a full replacement for it (headshot part, killstreak, name and description tag
etc) or get keys if you'd prefer! If you prefer keys, I'll get more than what the gun is worth! I'm not a bot, just someone that misses the old shiny gun i got from my second mvm tour

-rep backstabbed everyone doing the conga in pregame

i beat a child today. he was staring at my wife's 1/3 lb burger (thats 151 grams) and i couldnt stand that type of behaviour. everything turned red and i channelled my inner bull and immediately picked up the nearest object (brick) and threw it at him (child). i cant lie when i say aim labs doesnt help because i aimed for his head and ended up hitting his mother instead. as a last resort i rolled up the short sleeves on my t shirt and started to make my way towards him. i can say with utmost confidence that the outcome was much like how everyone wanted the logan vs tyson fight, where in a perfect world the child was logan and i was tyson. anyways, you may not hear from me from a while since i didnt beat his mom only bricked her.

based and new haven pilled