> boot up the game
> "boy I sure can't wait to fight a boss today!"
> have to fight 8 minotaurs on the way to the boss
> reach the boss
> boss fight is exactly the same as fighting the minotaurs but they steal all the pieces
> beat the boss
> consequence of beating the boss is that your best friends asks you to help him kill himself
> agree
> enter fight to help him kill himself
> fail
> "you have been ambushed by a minotaur"

10/10 game would recommend