A wink, a giggle, a scandalous delight,
Perky Little Things plays naughty, never trite.
A “Where’s Waldo?” with a cheeky twist,
Where risqué chaos tops the checklist.

Each scene’s a mess — in the best kind of way,
With jokes that blush and characters in play.
You point, you click, you grin ear to ear,
As pixel passion fuels the festive cheer.

It’s crude, it’s clever, it’s comedy bold—
A romp through art both wild and uncontrolled.
And oh, dear Kthulu, hear our player plea:
Make more like this — uncensored, wild, and free!