If you're here then the Balloonicorn has called and you have answered...

Millions of years ago an ancient evil threatened the Team Fortress universe. A corrupting force that would bring only pain and suffering to all It encountered, It was the Balloonicorn. To save all of reality the sorcerers of the world contained the evil of the Balloonicorn inside the necrobombicon. Although the Balloonicorn was contained for centuries the TF2 mercs set it free one Scream Fortress when they opened the book.

Now the Balloonicorn is free, But scattered and Weak. The pieces of itself strong enough to think have latched onto individuals and whisper to them in the language of chaos. You are one of those people. An acolyte of the Balloonicorn. And your new mission is to spread war and chaos throughout the world of TF2.

The Balloonicorn does not care if the enemy is friendly or not, They all must fight or die. The chaos feeds the Balloonicorn and one day It shall reform and engulf the earth. But until then...

SET THY ENEMIES ABLAZE!

- OG Balloonicorn Acolyte