Disregarding aviation safety protocol since 200X.

Flying with a pilots license is bowing before the authorities, who are they to determine wether you are fit to pilot a multimillion dollar vehicle?

Sometimes even the best pilots get seizures while in the air, more often than not you need to respawn after said seizures. And by seizures we mean lagspikes.

Ever since humanity built vehicles that could soar the skies above, there have been Faakers, that is, people who think they can fly, but really can not. Especially when talking about helicopters.

Lately, there have been instances of faaking in space aswell as technology has advanced and humanity has moved into the final frontier.

There are also instances of faaking that occur in places other than within an airbourne vehicle, that is, on boats, in tanks and even when standing upon your own two feet. Like when you try to throw a grenade through a window, but after throwing it, realizing that your arm is deformed and thereby proceeding to blow yourself up.

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Reseñas de Faaak!

"Vidyagames where you can regularly encounter moments of profound FAAAAAK"

Aquí tienes algunas reseñas recientes de Faaak!

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Kvaneh Bosem 6 DIC 2024 a las 15:06

faak you fellas!

Fabbe Eggba. 11 SEP 2016 a las 6:05

Faaakgames is a dead genre.

Kvaneh Bosem 23 OCT 2014 a las 10:24

Nalalilali, we like to parti, dancing with miley, doing whatevah we want. This is our life this is our cool. Cuz we cant stop and we wont stop

Fabbe Eggba. 21 OCT 2014 a las 10:51

Yers later on the widjagame steam no fakks have ben turd since long ago, this is a sad but peasful time of the fakkers. this is manly becus if the absens of helisnoppter (hellicopeters) in the dayz dayzstanda alone. R.I.PE dayzfakkes

salute

Wekwek

27 SEP 2014 a las 7:33

Flashbang grenades weren't originally called flashbangs. After protoype testing and loads of missed throws, they were aptly named after what the user would do after missing their target, that is, "drop a faak" (followed by the bang of the grenade). Faak bang, or f-bang for short, was later renamed by the commie cybercapitalist politically correct police to "flashbang".

The more you know.

Wekwek

4 ABR 2014 a las 0:23

In a peculiar event, a rare "double faak" was heard by the IFV gunner Wewke. He describes sitting in the rear gunner seat of a Chinese IFV when suddenly two planes appear. One Chinese, one Russian. The two planes were approaching each other head on. It seemed like a chicken race, and not unlike chickens both the pilots were quite unintelligent. Too late, both pilots realized they could not avoid full frontal collision. They both braced for impact and simultaneously uttered a loud "FAAAK".

Wewke was later diagnosed with a rare form of PTSD as he was unable to stop laughing even years after the horrific event.

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