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If I see, hanging from a tree a dead mans corpse, I wish upon his soul and bind it back to their umbilical cord. And then that corpse will walk and speak again with me.



If I sprinkle my seed inside the womb of a freshly deceased, the life that is left lingering in that corpse will sprout a son in my name. A son that will a life of violence.


The miniscule world I have always felt curiosity for, becomes understandable to me. I am finally able to converse with the insects around me and have them reveal their deepest secrets.


I no longer have to fear for separation from my loved ones, for we can forever join in a marriage of flesh. An act of love that creates a beautiful unison for two souls.


For all the wrong that they have done to me, I can merely point my finger and leash out the violence at them in their desperate cry of remorse.


As human beings are simple creatures guided by their feelings and lust, I can easily control their affections in a most primal of ways.

An untalented sh1t with a good picture.
Pros:
-Graphics
-Music

Minuses:
- A boring fight from which you quickly get tired. You just skip half of the mobs just not to fight them.
- NPC bobbleheads. Even in the games of 2003, NPCs do not stand still AFC.
-Empty corridor levels. Ugly game design. It feels like you are not playing an RPG, but a simulator of a trip from point A to point B.
-Price. This game stands as a AAA project, but in fact, even some schoolchildren's crafts on the unit will be more interesting in terms of gameplay. I wouldn't give $10 for that.

Conclusion:
Better not take this overpriced sh1t. I don't understand why this garbage has so many positive reviews. Looks like people are completely dumb and accustomed to products of this quality. It's scary to look at Japanese RPGs. Grind, donat and empty locations. The Japanese do not know how to make games, and all their famous masterpieces are just an exception to the rule. I recommend google games from 2003-2010, even they will be several goals higher than THIS.

Trash sh1t game, only useless ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in team. Cant give servers, 5-10min w8 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. 0 optimization, 0 anticheat. Trash random rank system, won 7 games in a row did not raise. DONT PLAY THIS SH1T GAME!!!