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sexo?

— After all this time?
— Always…

BRUTAL 🤘

as a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. I just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. She kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. i also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome, one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. I am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy, my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women, every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. I am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.

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Миллионы приходят и уходят, не в них счастье...
Самым важным на свете всегда будут люди в этом доме. Вот здесь! Сейчас.
Salut mi Familia! За Семью!

Стилистически похожая на "Dead Cells"(очень во многом), проходится на одном дыхании.
Приятный саундтрек, удобное управление и красивый дизайн локаций. Поначалу игра нудная и скучная, но дальше - лучше. Из сюжета сперва можно будет выделить не так много деталей(только ключевые), однако ближе к концу развязка выводит на необходимые эмоции, да и билд, в принципе, начинает сиять ближе к лейту.
От рогалика, соулс-лайк и метроидвании тут взято, конечно, не так много, но как экшн-платформер игра себя зарекомендовала, это точно. Кому-то может показаться весьма казуальной, но погамать на расслабоне пару вечеров можно.

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