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I invited him to my house to do a Sias bootcamp. He said he would come, so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he got to my house, he aggressively pushed me against the wall, and started biting my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ collide with my leg. I hit him, he started crying and ran away. Turns out he was gay, don't believe this guy.
2 2002-5GE 1 INTEL Core i9-14900K BX8071514900K 513,90
3 2303-9FA 1 MSI MAG Z790 TOMAHAWK WIFI 7D91-009R 249,90
4 2424-0CW 1 64GB KINGSTON FURY KF560C30BBEK2-64 222,90
5 2203-12K 1 NZXT Kraken El 360 RGB sw RL-KR36E-B2 339,00
6 2A42-018 1 NZXT H9 Flow Black CM-H91FB-01 178,90
7 2E07-560 1 ASUS STRIX RTX4090 GamOC 90YV0ID0-M0NA0 2.399,00
8 2B05-0C7 1 be quiet! STRAIGHT POWER 12 1000W BN338 193,90
9 3306-06Y 1 Samsung 990 PRO 2 TB MZ-V9P2T0BW 169,90
10 3318-03Y 1 WD_BLACK SN850X WDS100T2X0E-00BCA0 96,90
11 P804-01A 1 Store PC Zusammenbau Premium 179,90
12 PI18-054 1 Langzeitgarantie 36 Monate bis 4.500 Eur 244,90
Gesamtsumme: EUR 4.789,10
dumb ass jew ))))
2 2002-5GE 1 INTEL Core i9-14900K BX8071514900K 513,90
3 2303-9FA 1 MSI MAG Z790 TOMAHAWK WIFI 7D91-009R 249,90
4 2424-0CW 1 64GB KINGSTON FURY KF560C30BBEK2-64 222,90
5 2203-12K 1 NZXT Kraken El 360 RGB sw RL-KR36E-B2 339,00
6 2A42-018 1 NZXT H9 Flow Black CM-H91FB-01 178,90
7 2E07-560 1 ASUS STRIX RTX4090 GamOC 90YV0ID0-M0NA0 2.399,00
8 2B05-0C7 1 be quiet! STRAIGHT POWER 12 1000W BN338 193,90
9 3306-06Y 1 Samsung 990 PRO 2 TB MZ-V9P2T0BW 169,90
10 3318-03Y 1 WD_BLACK SN850X WDS100T2X0E-00BCA0 96,90
11 P804-01A 1 Store PC Zusammenbau Premium 179,90
12 PI18-054 1 Langzeitgarantie 36 Monate bis 4.500 Eur 244,90
Gesamtsumme: EUR 4.789,10
dumb ass jew ))))
2 2002-5GE 1 INTEL Core i9-14900K BX8071514900K 513,90
3 2303-9FA 1 MSI MAG Z790 TOMAHAWK WIFI 7D91-009R 249,90
4 2424-0CW 1 64GB KINGSTON FURY KF560C30BBEK2-64 222,90
5 2203-12K 1 NZXT Kraken El 360 RGB sw RL-KR36E-B2 339,00
6 2A42-018 1 NZXT H9 Flow Black CM-H91FB-01 178,90
7 2E07-560 1 ASUS STRIX RTX4090 GamOC 90YV0ID0-M0NA0 2.399,00
8 2B05-0C7 1 be quiet! STRAIGHT POWER 12 1000W BN338 193,90
9 3306-06Y 1 Samsung 990 PRO 2 TB MZ-V9P2T0BW 169,90
10 3318-03Y 1 WD_BLACK SN850X WDS100T2X0E-00BCA0 96,90
11 P804-01A 1 Store PC Zusammenbau Premium 179,90
12 PI18-054 1 Langzeitgarantie 36 Monate bis 4.500 Eur 244,90
Gesamtsumme: EUR 4.789,10
dumb ass jew ))))
2 2002-5GE 1 INTEL Core i9-14900K BX8071514900K 513,90
3 2303-9FA 1 MSI MAG Z790 TOMAHAWK WIFI 7D91-009R 249,90
4 2424-0CW 1 64GB KINGSTON FURY KF560C30BBEK2-64 222,90
5 2203-12K 1 NZXT Kraken El 360 RGB sw RL-KR36E-B2 339,00
6 2A42-018 1 NZXT H9 Flow Black CM-H91FB-01 178,90
7 2E07-560 1 ASUS STRIX RTX4090 GamOC 90YV0ID0-M0NA0 2.399,00
8 2B05-0C7 1 be quiet! STRAIGHT POWER 12 1000W BN338 193,90
9 3306-06Y 1 Samsung 990 PRO 2 TB MZ-V9P2T0BW 169,90
10 3318-03Y 1 WD_BLACK SN850X WDS100T2X0E-00BCA0 96,90
11 P804-01A 1 Store PC Zusammenbau Premium 179,90
12 PI18-054 1 Langzeitgarantie 36 Monate bis 4.500 Eur 244,90
Gesamtsumme: EUR 4.789,10
dumb ass jew ))))
2 2002-5GE 1 INTEL Core i9-14900K BX8071514900K 513,90
3 2303-9FA 1 MSI MAG Z790 TOMAHAWK WIFI 7D91-009R 249,90
4 2424-0CW 1 64GB KINGSTON FURY KF560C30BBEK2-64 222,90
5 2203-12K 1 NZXT Kraken El 360 RGB sw RL-KR36E-B2 339,00
6 2A42-018 1 NZXT H9 Flow Black CM-H91FB-01 178,90
7 2E07-560 1 ASUS STRIX RTX4090 GamOC 90YV0ID0-M0NA0 2.399,00
8 2B05-0C7 1 be quiet! STRAIGHT POWER 12 1000W BN338 193,90
9 3306-06Y 1 Samsung 990 PRO 2 TB MZ-V9P2T0BW 169,90
10 3318-03Y 1 WD_BLACK SN850X WDS100T2X0E-00BCA0 96,90
11 P804-01A 1 Store PC Zusammenbau Premium 179,90
12 PI18-054 1 Langzeitgarantie 36 Monate bis 4.500 Eur 244,90
Gesamtsumme: EUR 4.789,10
dumb ass jew ))))
2 2002-5GE 1 INTEL Core i9-14900K BX8071514900K 513,90
3 2303-9FA 1 MSI MAG Z790 TOMAHAWK WIFI 7D91-009R 249,90
4 2424-0CW 1 64GB KINGSTON FURY KF560C30BBEK2-64 222,90
5 2203-12K 1 NZXT Kraken El 360 RGB sw RL-KR36E-B2 339,00
6 2A42-018 1 NZXT H9 Flow Black CM-H91FB-01 178,90
7 2E07-560 1 ASUS STRIX RTX4090 GamOC 90YV0ID0-M0NA0 2.399,00
8 2B05-0C7 1 be quiet! STRAIGHT POWER 12 1000W BN338 193,90
9 3306-06Y 1 Samsung 990 PRO 2 TB MZ-V9P2T0BW 169,90
10 3318-03Y 1 WD_BLACK SN850X WDS100T2X0E-00BCA0 96,90
11 P804-01A 1 Store PC Zusammenbau Premium 179,90
12 PI18-054 1 Langzeitgarantie 36 Monate bis 4.500 Eur 244,90
Gesamtsumme: EUR 4.789,10
dumb ass jew ))))
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