Recent reviews by Otako

Holy WOW is this game not very good. It's INCREDIBLY easy. I literally one shot bosses without even trying. The point of the game seems to be that if your "lust meter" goes above 100, you go beast mode and start getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by things, but it seems like literally nothing but input from the player would cause this, so, unless you're INTENTIONALLY trying to lose, you're never going to see that.

The game has this Monster Hunter Motif, which is pretty cute. Too bad it's nothing like Monster Hunter and is actually really bad. Some of the maps are even inspired by maps from Monster Hunter Freedom Unite, but the enemy designs are bad and not anything like that game.

Basically, this game is just really unbalanced. You get way too many healing items, so dying is never an issue, and even if you do, you don't get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ or anything, you just get sent back to the base camp. You never have to "manage" your lust meter because when you die in the field, it just gets reset to 0 at no consequence anyway. The game has no stakes, there is no chance for failure and because of that, I can't be immersed in it's world at all.

There's no interesting characters, no interesting scenes. The main character even says things like, "Wow, it really sucked when I was always getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by Monsters and then I was enslaved and all this bad stuff happened!" and it just makes me wish that the game took place THEN, because at least something interesting would happen.

I can't believe this game has received so many positive reviews and I can't believe I'M the one who has to be a "snob" about this type of stuff. The art is pretty good but I am so sick of these RPGMaker games getting a pass for having good art and not trying at all with their gameplay, especially because it would be so easy in my opinion to make sure a LINEAR GAME has balanced gameplay.

If you want a game where a girl gets beat up and ♥♥♥♥♥♥, just go play Kunoichi Botan or get the fan translation of, "The Moral Sword, Asagi". This game is a MASSIVE disappointment. Hopefully one of these publishers gets in contact with the people who made "The Moral Sword, Asagi" and gets that published instead.

The biggest problem with Dark Souls on PC was the cheating. When you google "how 2 cheat" the first thing that comes up is a simple program called "Cheat Engine" that allows you to edit the values within a game. Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition for PC forgot to implement some kind of anti-cheat that prevented you from using the MOST COMMON AND EASILY ACCESSIBLE CHEAT PROGRAM. Literally I used Cheat Engine when I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 12 and Japanese developers are like, "El Oh El, what are cheats? Why would someone do that? Let's just hope players are honest and don't cheat :)"

Now, like 7 years later they release Dark Souls: Remastered, a PAID patch for the game that should have come out like a week after the original version and they STILL haven't dealt with the simple issue of people using LITERALLY CHEAT ENGINE to cheat at this game. Like, I know preventing cheating is not easy, but you could at least TRY.

It's $40 dollars for a 7 year old game and no useful improvements have been made. The game looks nearly identical, plays identical, it's still a good game, but they decided to implement a system that allows you to switch covenants at Bonfires (one of the WORST features of Nu-Souls games) but still left in chain backstabbing, duplication glitches and the obvious problem of PEOPLE CHEATING AT THE GAME USING A PROGRAM SO SIMPLE A 12 YEAR OLD CAN DO IT.

Someone translate this ♥♥♥♥ into Japanese so SOMEONE at Bandai-Namco gets it.

Sick of people review bombing Capcom games for what they aren't instead of what they are. This is my first time being part of fighting games/Capcom games and everyone just hates Capcom, sometimes with good reason, but most of the time for no reason. I enjoy the game, if you're interested in Marvel Infinite, get it instead of listening to a bunch of diapers, if you don't give a ♥♥♥♥ about gameplay or the latest version and just want a game that has a larger roster, nothing is stopping you from buying Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3, it's out on Steam and is significantly cheaper.

You should be able to invite friends through steam, search for rooms and you should also be able to see more than the first 10 rooms in the server list. Like what?

Screw this game. Everyone thinks that developers updating their game means that the game can only get better, but Team Fortress 2 is the best example of this not being the case.

Imagine if they ruined Counter Strike like they did Team Fortress 2? They probably would have if they didn't learn from the mistakes of Team Fortress 2. Once they added in all these alternative wacky guns and items and charge money for them, you literally can't remove them.

The game used to have a unified art style and gameplay feel, but now with all the hats, weapons and other cosmetics, every character looks like a rainbow piece of garbage and the game is unplayable. We will never get back the glory days of Team Fortress 2 because Valve decided to kill it for money.

There also will probably never be a Team Fortress 3 either because they make too much money on this.

I decided to play this with my friends as a joke, when suddenly a random guy joined our server. His name was "TiddyBoi" and he absolutely decimated us. Literally nothing we did could stop this Ricochet killing machine. We typed Status into the console and found his Steam page. The man had played 2000+ hours of Ricochet. All he does is wait for people to come onto Ricochet, boot it up himself and decimate them.

Like a gatekeeper, an eternal guardian sworn to Ricochet, he waits, He waits for you to challenge him. Which is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome.

When's Ricochet 2?

I've spent almost 300 hours playing this game, but probably an additional 100 or so talking about how much of a disappointment it was. This game isn't poor just because there was a lot of hype surrounding it. It is poor because it's not even technically impressive compared to games from it's own SERIES.

Metal Gear Solid 2 had better AI, and it even has the same story/Plot Twist as Metal Gear Solid V but done better.

Gang Beasts is extremely fun for local play. You don't have to be good at videogames to enjoy this game, because you pretty much just mash buttons and hilarious stuff happens.

Desperately punching and kicking at someone who has you lifted up over their head as they drop you over a cliff is awesome.

Civ 5 is pretty much a required game to own on Steam. It goes on sale like every week for $15 for the game and all of the DLC.

Basically, if you're going to use Steam, you're probably going to want to have this game because someone is gonna ask you to play it. It's great singleplayer, but multiplayer for me is really where it shines. It's kind of fun to manipulate AIs in Singleplayer, but way more fun to manipulate your own friends in Multiplayer.

Lethal League takes a lot of inspirations from Super Smash Brothers, this is obvious by there being drop-in and drop-out multiplayer menu screens and the announcer shouting "GAME" at the end of each match. But Lethal League is actually more similar to a traditional 2D fighter than Smash Brothers.

Each of the characters has their own special moves, and even their own hit-boxes for each swing they do. Lethal League is super fun playing locally with friends. It's a game that's especially made to generate hype. It's VERY simple to play, so even friends who aren't that into videogames can enjoy it, unlike a lot of fighting games.

I would definitely recommend it.