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7 people found this review helpful
3.0 hrs on record (2.6 hrs at review time)
A truly iconic, OG flash game. However, the only update in the past year was when the devs actually removed some content (music licences expired), and didn't even fix a long-running issue with cloud saves.

Probably safe to say that it's only downhill from here, so just save your money and skip this one.
Posted 28 August, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
Getting 20-30fps on any graphics settings with stutters and 100% cpu usage on an overclocked i7 9700k, which is roughly 40% more powerful than their RECOMMENDED cpu spec. Meanwhile my gpu sits at around 10% usage with its thumb up its ass wondering why its been cursed to lead such an ironic existence. Turns out this is commonplace.

DICE and EA deserve an award because they've accomplished what I once thought to be impossible by creating and publishing a ('AAA' btw) game with (much) worse optimization than even Arma 3. Truly a feat worthy of indefinite scorn and inviting infinite skepticism for any of their future "works".

Disappointing but expected, this is yet another damning example for the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trend of "money now product later" which is ravaging the gaming industry like a plague.

This game is trash. A digital dumpster fire full of virtual vomit, brimming with bile and devoid of anything admirable or remotely worthy of respect. GG EA you greedy scamming ♥♥♥♥♥. Glad I didn't pay for this one.
Posted 8 December, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
8.1 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
Simple but well done combat that is already way more interactive than most other 99 cent puzzle games. The puzzles themselves are, well, not... but I don't think anybody cares much about that anyways.
Posted 22 June, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
2,636.7 hrs on record (1,029.8 hrs at review time)
idk man i wouldn't recommend it
Posted 4 July, 2019.
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