A man made a steam account. This is what happened to his computer.
"LN" is a 25 year old man, presenting to the emergency room with an infected hand.

First, he had decided to drink a lavalamp. "This tastes horrible" He thought. "I really don't want to drink this" He thought. Immediately after one-shotting the entire lava lamp, he began to feel sick to his stomach. His mouth began to feel very hot. His tongue swelled. He vomited. A little blood was seen, to his panic. He passes out and is found by his family who brings him to the emergency room, where we are now. He was diagnosed with hyperlavalampemia. Hyper, meaning high. Lavalamp meaning Lava lamp. Emia meaning presence in blood. High lava lamp presence in blood. This is what it looks like.

He was treated with Heparin. He was discharged with three fingers on his right hand. Take care of yourself, and be well.