i’m 36 but i’m turning 37 in like 9 months and plus i watch shows like Winx Club and Totally Spies so i’m really cool and my wife says i’m really cool and i’m friends with a lot of cool people even though i’m going into my 4th divorce so i’m in desperate need of emotional support during these troubling times but i’m like cool fyi

you give off chill troll vibes like you lowkey like to RDM but you read the rules and got impulse control so you would never RDM if you know what i mean. im a troll too and it makes me happy when i see you playing cuz it feels like i can play on this server too. good on you bro thank you so much

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Hello Gamers, due to an (entirely heterosexual) encounter with a dildo and a skirt, I have sh1t myself and cannot get it out of the carpet and the skirt.

Basically, I bought a 15-inch red silicone t rex bad dragon dildo (for one of my many girlfriends not me I’m not gay) but when I was taking it out I fell over wierdly and it slid all 15 inches deep into my a5s while wearing thigh highs and a skirt while jerking off with a gag in my mouth. But it went too deep and it made me have sudden explosive diarrhoea, and I guess the dildo must have punctured something cause there was a lot of blood in it, and then I got shocked so I pissed myself right as I came (accidentally), so now there’s piss sh1t blood and cüm in the carpet and all over the thigh highs and the skirt and stuff and my parents are coming around tomorrow and I can’t get it out and there’s so much sh1t everywhere and my apartment has this vomit-inducing smell like someone died help what do I do?

chibill

Sulfulobus Sulfotaricus

weirda

Ben Llama

Do not message me if you are not at least average in the looks department. Today alone I seen a chick who looked like Chris Farley and another that looked like eggman. Do not message me if you're highly attractive because I don't deal with high maintenance women and I'm not your piggy bank. Do not message me if you have children, I refuse to raise somebody else's cumstain and again I am not your piggy bank.
Do not message me if you were a slut in the past. Shopping for a woman is like shopping for a car. Ideally we all want a new one, but if you have to settle for a used one obviously you want the one with lower mileage.

CAW

i hope you get aids

hang your self

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gay

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I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE WOMAN!!! IM SUCH A NICE GUY GAMER!!! THEY NEVER APPRECIATE WHAT US NICE GUYS DO FOR THEM. DONT EXPECT TO GET YOUR HEART BROKEN BY THE SAME DOUCHEBAG EVERYTIME!!! HE IS ONLY USING YOU FOR SEX!! THEN U LOOK AT ME IM STILL A VIRGIN !!! STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WOMAN ALWAYS GOING FOR THE MOST ATTRACTIVE GUYS THAT WILL BREAK THEIR HEART!!! UNGH I HATE WOMAN THEY NEVER APPRECIATE THE NICE GUYS YOU ALWAYS JUST REJECT US!!!

♥♥♥♥♥ everyone with an R8.

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

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I want all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ smoke in my house u peasent i will ehm...

i will destroy ur smoke with my rainbow tornado vape lord smoke man xd fam squad come at me my xd fame squad person man, yeet all memes ehm... colide yeet yeet beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of u fam homie squad so come at me BRO

can u get me to silver 2

can u get me to silver 2

Well *We* what ever

In your vid you said you own csgo, u suck bby i dare u to 1v1 me

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Our dumbbells,
which art at mecca,
heavy be thy weight,
thy workout done,
thy gains will come,
my hos be at least a seven,
give us this day our daily reps,
and forgive us our cheat days,
as we forgive those who use our equipment,
and lead us not into crossfit,
but deliver us from leg day,
for thine is the gains, the pump and the swoly.

forever and ever Dom'en.

dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥

invite me back to ♥♥♥♥♥♥ plz

WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!! we were having sex (Club Penguin) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥
GIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP

What

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Swole father who art in heaven, vascular be thy veins. Thy PR comes, thy sets be done on legs as it is on chest. Give us this day our daily whey, and forgive us our failed reps, as we forgive those who curl in the squat rack. Lead us not into functional training, but deliver us from the elliptical. For thine is the bench, curl, the row. Forever and ever wheymen.
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Harambe isn’t so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a Gorilla with such an ability and movement to whip a child across an ape exhibit? Harambe puts scaring zoo visitors on another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a gorilla with such passion for causing the downfall of a zoo like Cincinnati's again. Curious George breaks the books, Diddy Kong breaks the barrels, Harambe breaks the hearts. You can keep your rifles, I want back my Harambe.

What in GabeN's name did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you filthy console peasant? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in IT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Microsoft Store, and I have over 300 confirmed builds. I am trained in cable management and I’m the top gamer in the entire PC Master Race. You are nothing to me but just another scrub. I will destroy your console the ♥♥♥♥ up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark

I ♥♥♥♥ with savages, you a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you can't hang
You can find me posted up on Frank block with my ♥♥♥♥♥♥' gang
You ain't really 'bout ♥♥♥♥, stay out my spot, don't speak my name
Or I pull up on your block at night, wearing all black and let that 40 bang
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your girl and I ain't even try to, that little hoe, she a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' thot
Got her off the Molly, now she rollin', all she good for is giving top
I got loud pack, I got school buses, hurry up fam, come and shop
I got a big 40 with a thirty-clip, and I call that ♥♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥♥♥' mop

Salty ♥♥♥♥♥♥ loving ♥♥♥♥♥♥ -rep

nice appriciate ur concern for my well being, yes im not great at cs:go but i try my best i mean i dont really play it much kinda got my rank and stopped will keep u updated with the status of my mental health thank you and goodbye:)

salty?

In all honesty you should commit suicide because you're black in 2016. You're the product of inbreeding and should die because of it. Your family is poor and they feel ashamed you're part of the family. You probbaly want to ♥♥♥♥ you pets, cousin, mother, and siblings, but whatever, it's what Black Devil snow chimps do, I guess. You're probably gonna grow up to be a cuck that only allows their wife to recieve black mandingo ♥♥♥♥, because yours isn't sufficient. Learn to commit suicide so there's one less white in this world that has to ♥♥♥♥ it up for other normal races. People like you grow up to be "bug chasers" and gender fluid weeb fur ♥♥♥♥. DIE BLACK DEVIL SNOW CHIMP. SPREAD THE WORD.

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Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little gril should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦

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Get a life man XD

Im Native American ♥♥♥ XD

✞=DR=™Ben Llama㋛✞ Oct 6, 2015 @ 4:39pm
Hei, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that. It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really all for misogyny and like you'll be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that was flirting I swear Im just trying to be horny for you I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

This kid is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ white kid.