Recent reviews by 𝕴𝔨𝔞𝔯𝔬𝔰

I don't even know what's reality anymore..

You can essentially play any tabletop game for only 20 euros. You can even draw penises while playing!

9.5/10

Absolutely exceptional service. Rooms well kept, beds are comfortable. Excellent staff and a marvelous selection of tasty breakfast to choose from. Would stay here again! The only bad thing is the manager annexed me.

It's basically "Get-Shot-By-Offscreen-Enemies-Simulator" except there's no pattern in it; praise randomly moving enemies.

Also. ♥♥♥♥. WINDOWS.

The game's very fun. The level design is very creative, with lots of puzzles and collectibles.

The downside is that the game is extremely buggy. I had to restart tons of times due to cutscenes falling into loops, items which were not obtainable or even the game simply crashing at random intervals.

Not recommended due to the sheer bugginess of the game.

After having this game in my library for quite some time now, I've accumulated 4 hours of playtime. And when I say playtime, I mean the launcher being stuck on "Loading..." forever. Well, more of a splash screen. It doesn't even go into the launcher.

Bethesda CS is seriously no help at all. All you receive is standard responses such as "Oh, but have you tried reinstalling the game?". In fact, this has been asked several times during my contact with Bethesda CS.

After a while, it finally got escalated to a higher up team, but once again, standard responses, no results.
I seriously do recommend this game, however, if you like gambling. 50% chance that the game might actually work!

Played it pirated for a while, then supported the devs.

5 years old, still finding new things. TESV: Skyrim truly is a gem.

Within 5 minutes of the game the following happened:

Witness weird intro of a dancing slav welcoming you to bloodbath kavkaz

Select suckling difficulty because noob

Walk around on some highway

Appear to be sent by some postman

Suddenly, grenade

Wake up in a weird building

Encounter an army

Get tasered, producing the noise of a homosexual french paraplegic dog with a low voice screaming

Wake up somewhere

Encounter the glorious premier Putin, eyes as black as the soul

[skip tutorial]

Wake up somewhere

Instantly kill someone with a stick

Proceed to the hallway

Chum drum bedrum singer about to shoot me

Run

Proceed to glitch out of the map

Best slav simulator 2016, 10/10 would squat.

It is honestly a really great game. The graphics really do give killing zombies that fun, innocent, cartoony atmosphere. It is packed with content, frequent updates and it's a very enjoyable experience in general.

It's hard to believe that a free to play base game is this good; the gold package focuses more on cosmetics and is not aimed at pay to win in any way.

8/10. I definitely recommend this.

StarMade is no doubt one of my all-time favorite games. It's addictive, and there's just so much that you can do. From building a small vessel to building an entire space station with a fully functioning automatic turret system; the possibilities are endless, and savage space pirates are included! StarMade has tons of content, and it's only early access, I can't wait to see what else the Schine team will add in the future.

If you are looking for a fun and addictive space-themed voxel based sandbox, then I suggest you hit that buy button (now that StarMade is still cheap ;) )!