Recent reviews by 2shiki

This review is from the perspective of someone who 100%s games on Steam
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
Note: While things like texture quality, etc. aren’t the best in the industry, the art direction here is seriously something else.

☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
Note: The sheer amount of different builds you can make here is outstanding. The enemy and boss roster is also one of the most impressive I have ever seen. Variety does fall off late game however.

☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
Note: Nothing crazy here audio design wise, but the soundtrack is a bob.

☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma
Nothing to note.

☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
Note: Insane, can't get over 30fps on a 4090

☑ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data
Note: Nothing to note.

☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☑ Dark Souls
Note: It is a soulslike… enough said. Actually, I will say its probably the easiest soulslike if you take advantage of everything the game has to offer.

☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care to
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
Note: Pretty grindy if you want to get the highest score.

☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
Note: A bit less cryptic then games like Dark Souls and there is a lot here if you dig in. Can be a bit hard to find though if you don’t like reading item descriptions and piecing things together.

☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
Note: Took me 115 hours to beat everything my first time.

☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
Note: The amount of content and replayability is worth it even not on sale. I have bought this game twice, that's how good it is.

☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
Note: Nothing major. Could consider some performance issues bugs though maybe.

You have to fight all major bosses, get all endings, and find most major weapons. This requires at least 3 playthrus although I will say that you can breeze through the game pretty quick on NG+. Could take anywhere from 50-100 hours depending on skill and how much optional content you do. No grinding though!

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Final Thoughts
It is an all time great. Seriously.

P.S Feel free to friend request me on Steam if you want to keep up on my completionist journey!

they took Nurgle from stinky to stinky (in a good way)

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marisa is my wife

bad business practices aside, the blood ground decals look awful, just red dots scattered around the ground, need mods to make it better

Hunk it up

yes-yes

i love yasuke

‍ ‍no