Merry Christmas ya filthy animal! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVMAghXAhSY

Dear Matt,

It will be 13 months since I last saw you. I hope you and little Maggie are doing well. Right now i am going to be transferred to stationed in Ramadhi in Iraq. I got your care package last Tuesday and i still smell your perfume. You are such a great mother to our Maggie and I just know she is shaping up to be a successful young woman. I can't explain how much i love and miss you both. You mean the world to me my little honeycakes.Im so excited to hear Maggie is going to be playing Trumpet in the school band just like her old man. She makes me so unbelievably proud. She reminds me a lot of you...still no sign on when I'm coming back but i have a feeling it's soon! XOXO

With love, ecwd

Have you considered that Santa has a labour force that only he is allowed to use? One that works entirely for free? Does Santa endorse slavery? Merry Christmas!

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M DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers👬 of Solar☀️ Virility⚡️are irreplaceable 🥂 I could never delete you Brother! 💗
Send this to ten other 👨‍👩‍👦Solaryan
Race Warriors👨‍👩‍👦 who would give their lives for ᛉ Wotan ᛉ Or never 👎 get called a ☁️ Brother☁️ again.
If you get 0 Back: Hades for you 🚫ᛟ🚫
3 back: you're off the untouchable list☁️💦 5 back: you are of higher caste ᚱ💦
10+ back: HEROIC TRANSCENDENCE � ᛉ 💕 💕 ᛟ 👅 👅

No one expects the christmas inquisition! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiRjmD9h-YY Merry Christmas!