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JUST PUT A LOT OF BOBA IN THEM, STUFF'S LIKE COCAINE TO THEM

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Sure this game kicked my ass a couple of times. Sure I had to go over the wiki so I don't feel stuck. But it's so satisfying despite all of that. I'm going over this game one more time because why the hell not? It's fun.

I was minding my own business one day and I was given a trading card booster of this game. I didn't even know what it was, how I owned it and when. But nevertheless, for ♥♥♥♥♥ and giggles I decided to give it a try.

3 seconds in and I knew this was going to be a horror game.

Pros:
-You get a few batteries and that's enough to last you through the game.
-One bit did give me a scare which was nice.
-Atmospheric sounds are good even if the graphics are God awful.
-As a double edged sword, all interactable objects are highlighted.

Cons:
-Vent mazes suck.
-Battery life on the torch sucks.
-Finding out the "monster" that's chasing you killed all tension.
-And highlighted objects ruin the atmosphere.

Now it says that I put 4 hours into this but nah, that's for trading cards, because I'm a sad boy. The game lasts for 30 minutes, it may feel a little longer since you can be lost in the game due to the game not directing you to the right way or giving you pointless areas.

For example, at the beginning, you walk one way of the train tunnel, you hit a dead end (an invisible wall of course), turn around, then you get white screened. You see a light ahead, you think it's a train and you start heading towards the light. However you don't head towards the light, there's a doorway you have to go through on your nearest left (To avoid this supposed train? I guess). If anyone kept walking towards the light, it's only wasting their time because they simply die.

The only part that was making me a little anxious because I knew I was going to be annoyed with it was the battery life of the torch. It was sharply dropping and the place is so damn dark without it. Fortunately the game informs you how to put in new batteries once the torch is low. "Enter B".

I like the atmospheric sounds in this game, they're not totally amazing but the sounds that are played at least got my attention, anything could be chasing me. Either through the vents or through the water. Though once I found out what the "monster" was, all kind of tension was dropped immediately, especially when it was through a cutscene and a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ quicktime event of all things. Run forward, press E, press E. Boom, you never see the monster in gameplay ever again.

The objects are highlighted and I'm extremely thankful for that even though such a thing should not belong in a horror game. Even if you have the lights turned off, it's like every object you can interact with has neon built around them, you can't miss them. It messes with the supposed "scariness" when it comes to being in a pitch black abandoned...place?

Let's see...Yeah if you have dual monitors, the mouse ins't locked and can go outside of the game. Be thankful you don't have to left click otherwise it minimises the game. You have to constantly spin to put the mouse back in the game's window. Also not saying much, the game does run well, I hope that's Vsync on that's keeping the framerate at 60fps.

Ah well, not like anyone is going to read this review, this game came out in 2015 and people have already played it. I would not recommend this game even though right now of this review, is half price. 39p.

Just buy yourself a Freddo with that. Certainly leaves a better taste.

My favourite part is constantly having to look at my bedroom door to make sure no one sees me play this game.
10/10 Horror game.

This is quite...A very bad game. I don't know how you can screw up a rail shooter but these lads have done it. All packing in a whopping 56mb! You get 3 levels, stolen assets and a UMP that can only carry 9 bullets!

In this outstanding 15 minute adventure, you kill zombies, spiders, zombies, spiders and what do you know; a random boss. The hardest parts are timing your reloads, and hoping to God the AI is slow enough to let you reload in time to shoot them, there are no health pick ups so if you get hit, well that's all you get for the rest of the level. If you die, you go back to the start of the level. Also good luck predicting when the zombies or spiders will be coming because sometimes you're walking for about 20-30 seconds, listening to the repetitive footsteps with absolutely nothing happening before, BANG! A generic zombie or spider appears out of nowhere, you'll probably have a heart attack with their sudden appearance because they literally pop out of thin air.

There are two bosses in this amazing experience, one in level 1 and another in level 3. Don't ask me why there isn't one in level 2, maybe because they didn't want to spend a little extra on a random model they can find on the asset store. They require so much strategy and that is...Just shoot them. Mash that left mouse button, not on specific places that signify weakspots, no no. Just keep firing and they'll fall down eventually.

There is no ending by the way, once you complete the third level (which is easier than level 2 for some reason) you will get the generic "level complete" you unlock an achievement that will be the equivalent to the Noble Prize (I will be showing that to the world, thank you very much) and...There's nothing you can do from there. You can click that "next" button all you like, nothing is going to happen.

But hey, at least the game ran at 1500fps.

Don't waste your time with this game as I did. Buying this for 50p was not worth it the slightest.

I have made a playthrough of this game because why would I miss the opportunity?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWLry8gz-4E

Oh by the way, the uninstalling part was quite interesting, this was named "%game%"...I'll be getting my refund now.

A game that seems to hate me but try my best to love it...It won't end well.

Edit: Yeah, the game still hates me. Ah well.