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-- Ridcully contemplates the Trousers of Time
(Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies)
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It's amazing how much "mature wisdom" resembles being too tired.
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If you can't understand it, it is intuitively obvious.
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I am so optimistic about beef prices that I've just leased a pot roast
with an option to buy.
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Steele's Plagiarism of Somebody's Philosophy:
Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have
another drink.
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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost
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Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman -- and
I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear,
which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
-- Homer Simpson
The Springfield Connection
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