五一不只有劳动的勋� ，也该有停泊的星光～愿� 用喜欢的方式，点亮属于自己的小长假！
五一快乐~

今天是躺平摆烂的阿神，好久没有这么摆烂了，蟹煲、椰汁、游戏、电视…连零食都不是坚果！喝的不是蛋白粉！吃得也不用计算蛋白含量！甚至不考虑禁食时间！

蜷缩在书房的藤椅上，摆烂出了快乐
除了喝酒，其他近期没有做的都做了…

感觉超级nice…虽然长久没有吃得这么油腻，每次久违吃一顿都会有点顶胃，但也在能接受范围内…

我健身开始的一个理由都是为了提升基础代谢能力然后随意躺平，烂出健康…但健身以后，身体很快乐，慢慢就会失去初心，开始追求身体的快乐，而非摆烂的肆意。
不过都有一两个月的那么� 天，会是我的摆烂日。

今天就是！！！！！

我的朋友，祝� 也游戏快乐！
have a nice weekend！
즐거운 주말 보내세요!

情人节快乐~
Happy Valentine's Day
행복한 발� �타인데이 되세요

元宵节快乐~

开学也要快乐哦

扫一抹灰尘，迎接春节；

吃一口春子，咬住幸福；

写一副春联，记下吉祥；

送一份祝福，新春如意！

Mark Leon新春快乐！
Happy Lunar New Year!
새해 복 많이 받으세요!

My dear friend,happy Chinese new year!
除夕快乐我的朋友！
祝� 过一个满意的新年！

新年快乐哦，喵呜~
啊？不可以，我最讨厌呜呜呜和喵喵喵了，

愿� 在新年里，蛇拿九稳，喵喵喵，呜呜呜~

龙乘祥云引九天，蛇潜大地复来年！
2024年已经向我们挥手告别，转眼又到了2025年的开端
亲爱的朋友，新年快乐，感谢陪伴！
愿� 在新的一年，诸事顺利，平安喜乐！
Frank参上

Merry Christmas my friend!
Wish u have a good day!
2024年圣诞节快乐！感谢陪伴www

Merry Merry Christmas

Lonely Lonely Christmas

冬至快乐哦，今天春子吃饺子，喵~

今天是春子的生日哦，喵~春子又老了一岁了~呜呜喵

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国庆快乐~

~中秋快乐~

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𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖆 𝖓𝖎𝖈𝖊 𝖉𝖆𝖞

跟� 说件事，春子最近出了点意外，感觉很丢人，呜呜
要是我说出来� 别笑我阿
好了，我要说了（
我意外地爱上� 啦！七夕快乐鸭~

春子来啦~~我太久没留言了，都不知道该说啥了喵~
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端午安康哦~今天吃粽子了吗
春子非常喜欢吃粽子呢

哈哈哈哈哈这句话，小孩子总是笑出声来的，
而大人们总是用字打出来的。
六一快乐~哈哈哈哈哈~喵哈~

马上就五二零了，二百五的春子喵想变成五零二跟� 贴贴 喵呜~

呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜~~~~五一快乐~~~~~呜呜呜呜~~~~喵呜！

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新月愉快√
新周愉快√
愚人节愉快√
小春今天吃鱼块√

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Did you know the difference between Neil Armstrong and the twin towers？


Well, Armstrong was the first man who walked on the moon.

And the twin towers were hit by air pla.....

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NASA warns !
Do not google Mami Mashiro 茉城真美（茉城まみ）

Do not see her Ins or watch any of her films!

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Manners Class 101
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Today we have a guest speaker, Bart Simpson to teach us some manners.

For example, whenever greeting someone, don't just say hi!.
Instead, say :" I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?"

When leaving, instead of saying simple words like goodbey!, you should run and yell :" So long, suckers!"

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It's another Friday!

As your mentor, I need to remind you that

You don't need fun to have alcohol!

And you surely don't need to be on Friday to get drunk!

Get Drunk 24/7!

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Study shows
if you like rain, you are most likely to like the rain because its sound can cover the sound of you masturbating.

if you don't like rain, it's because without the sound of the rain, people will hear you touching yourself, and you surely hate that.

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Did you know that vegetarians or vegans are actually allowed to have pork, lamb, and steak?

As long as it's from a pig, cow ..... that identifies itself as a vegetable,
or artificial meat (trans meat).

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Welcome back to Logic Class 101
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Since we've proven you are pansexual during our last session.

As your professor, I just wanna tell you that:

Yes, Onlypans does exist.

It is OnlyyF@ns for pansexual.

And I'm fully supportive about your choice

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Conspiracy Theory :
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Do you recall Seymour Skinner from The Simpsons?
The middle-aged man who's still a "mama's boy", and his mother, Agnes Skinner live together and Seymour still does everything Agnes says as if he's still five years old.

Well, some of you might know that the "Seymour Skinner" isn't the real Seymour but an imposter.

And Agnes knew that, but both of them chose to live with the lie.

Do you know why????

It's because Agnes is his Sugar Mommy!!!!!!
They've been living shamelessly in that house for 20 years!

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Welcome to Logic Class 101！

A Simple Dive in
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1, Lets say you like food, right?>
2, most food are cooked in a pan, right?
3, locially speaking, you like pan, right?
4, logically speaking, you are pansexual.

说来奇怪，
人们都喜欢在春天来临后，
开始疯狂想念冬天。

可春从来不会吝啬，
予世界一片温暖与青绿。

我想啊，
过去即该释怀，当下值得热爱。春促愉快！

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In order to save today's John Connor and the future mankind from Skynet.
The future human resistance told me to tell you to pls sell your kidney to buy me a copy of Diablo 4 to play to have fun.
Pls hurry !

ignore if you are a girl, I know science, gilrs do'nt have kidneys

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We live in a strange era.
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If a woman slept with ten men at the same time, society would call her a sluuuuuuuuuut.

but if a man did that.
He's gay
Totally gay.
Super super doper gay.

probably the king among gays

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How to reduce the danger of smoking
Studies have shown that Second-hand smoking is less dangerous than smoking.

So you can just buy one of those smoking monkey toys,
and just smoke the second-hand smoke coming out of it

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Did you know that almost every Ultraman is n@ked?
Yes! what you see is their bare skin, including Mother of Ultra!!!!!
They are all fighting across the universe n@ked!!!!!

only a few of them choose to wear some armor for their shoulders and arms.
even fewer get to wear a cape

#Conspricy Theory:
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In the Disney Frozen franchise.
Elsa and Anna's parents, the king and the queen were alive.
Not only they didn't die in the ocean, but also managed to survive on a small island.
Years later they had a baby boy.
Later on, the king and the queen got eaten by panthers. Fortunately, the baby boy survived.
Some monkeys on the island raised the boy.


Yes!!!!!!!!!!
Tarzan of the Apes is Elsa & Anna‘s little brother！~

Today's Scientific Found:
Study shows
If you like Radiohead or Cigarettes After Six
You are probably depressed

Today's Scientific Found
Did you know that in SpongeBob
Mr.Krabs is the one who killed Peral's mother?
Real Patrick died before season 4, the current Patrick is in fact a robot？
Squidward was actually a good musician before Spongebob made him tone-deaf？

新月愉快
愿三月的日子，� 的梦想如春花一� �绚烂绽放！

跟� 说件事哦
我的好友位即将达到最高上限（两千），为了应对这一情况，
春子就一直有个想法……
不过这想法最快在今年7月就可以从梦想照进现实啦！
那就是——

我要打� 多元宇宙！（或者说是平行宇宙）让新来的小伙伴去扩列多元宇宙里的我。
然后，“春子大家族”将是作为连接多元宇宙的纽带。
到时，春子将开启多元宇宙� 奇啦！

最后，祝� ：元宵快乐呀

来春子大家族玩一玩
抱着春子玩一玩

除夕快乐my friend！
新的一年祝� 吉时吉日吉如风，丰年丰月如风增
龙年快乐，大吉大利，龙马精神~！
Happy Chinese new year！

小年快乐鸭！小年嘛，当然是小孩子的节日啦。

哦对了，我成功地度过“春子危机”咯，� 为我感冒好啦，可以贴贴了！（笑）

春子最近感冒发烧了(＞﹏＜)
脑子变迟钝了(。﹏。)
� �萌指数已飙升至1000%（。－_－。）
叫我“大傻春”真的毫不为过啊(┬＿┬)↘

春暖花开，奔� 而来！

大春老师放寒假啦~
我要黑化啦！
哈哈，开玩笑的。
春子要是黑化，就变成黑春子了，简称：黑子。

我看着� 飘忽的心思，也看见我� 谓的坚持。� 脸上的陌生表情，是� 给的� 释。我看过� 说好一辈子，我看过� 的� 微不至。我看过� 说想要时间停止，拉着我的手喊我名字：春子

就算错过这� �到此为止，至少我看过� 爱我的� �子。