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Bender: Pardon me, brother. Care to donate to the anti-mugging you fund?
Leela: We don't need to beg, Bender. For God's sake, we're not veterans.
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"It might help if we ran the MBA's out of Washington."
-- Admiral Grace Hopper
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Sodd's Second Law:
Sooner or later, the worst possible set of circumstances is
bound to occur.
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Do your part to help preserve life on Earth -- by trying to preserve your own.
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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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How's the wife? Is she at home enjoying capitalism?
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Veni, vidi, vici.
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-- Gaius Julius Caesar
Fourth Law of Revision:
It is usually impractical to worry beforehand about
interferences -- if you have none, someone will make
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