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The people that made DOTA2, myself included, have been cheated and lied to

No, I wasn't told I would get what you're supposed to for making essentially the most successful multiplayer game ever made but why wouldn't I


Yes, I did make DOTA2 because I decided Valve would make it, and that decision, completely mine, is why DOTA2 was essentially the most successful multiplayer game ever made

No, you wont be aloud to read the truth because this review was already deleted

Positive or negative, all the reviewers fail to see what this game is really trying to tell you.

Think about the mannequins. Think about innocence and deceit.

Think about paris.

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Im writing this again so I can undo the recommendation.
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So I Fight the "giant lord" that groans like a ret arded cow (not saying ret arded to be edgy, he sounds literally like a mentally re tar ded cow). As always, hes easier than most enemies in the game. I dodge all his attacks like they are nothing, almost kill him in 7 hits with my giant demon hammer (got this item within first couple hours of game). Then, I get knocked down, as I get up, his sword hits the ground about 10 feet away from me. It his it vertically, so his swords hitbox should be 4 feet long and maybe just maybe 2 feet wide. I dont dodge because I know the attack is done..

No, my get-up-from-sleepy-time invunerability frames end, and the vertical sword 10 feet away from me does a magical amont of damage to me. This is like taking a kitchen knife, thrusting it into the counter, and killing an apple 5 feet on the other side of the counter. No shockwave effect, just a generic sword sound. Oh, hes a boss and used magic? No, the boss has no magic, From suffers from laziness - no one would be stupid enough to do that on purpose.
This game is so unforgivably bad that I promise, if I ever start making video games again, I will make fun of this decrepid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so badly. It will insult From in every way possible. I will find out which devs programmed the hitboxes and bosses, and I will insult their disgusting japanese clans. I love japanese people, but if I didnt this festering piece of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ would make me hate japanese people with a passion. If this were the first japanese video game ive played, I would assume that every japanese video game developer is mentally retarded avoid them all. I pity the people that still play this horrible video game. I am only comforted by the thousands of people that agree, this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. Oh I'll buy dark souls 3, and build the most cheesiest disgusting one possible, and ruin it. This ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of garbage makes me want to vomit.
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enemies clip swords and gigantic arms through each other, no damage to them, stun lock for you.
ring of whispers lets you hear enemies talk
got 25 stength? Want to use halberd, a weapon that really only requires stength? Too bad ♥♥♥♥face you need 20 dexterity for halberd.
got 25 dexterity and want to use sword? Too bad ♥♥♥♥face you need 20 strength for that sword.
Did you break some of your +10 gear at the start of newgame+? Well have fun waiting 5 hours and 5 bosses to finally get key to open door for blacksmith. Even though at newgame+ you could smash the tiny metal bar door down with your fists, or get the 400 pound zomby blacksmith to rip the metal bar door off its hinges. There is no logic to this game. You are defeated by 5 foot climbs at least 30 times in this game. Im not kidding, you cannot go to some areas because it would require climbing a steep, 4 foot hill. This game is a troll, from start to finish.
absolute downgrade from an already awful game, dark souls 1.



and the ending? You sit down while some woman talks about you being "the king". From's trolling is masterful, but shameful all the same.

whoever gifted it to me, thanks alot. Ive enjoyed it. Its just a shame how bad it is.

It says "Pre-Alpha" but it really isn't. At this point it is an alpha. With that said, its lacking alot. The charm DD1 had is gone. The towers eem to be lacking soul, each hero only has 4 skills (I really hate this 4 skill stuff, ive got 2500 hours of dota, please stop making everything a moba). Monk has been gimped hard, has no slow aura. Squire had his berzerk deleted (why!?) Enchantress has only 1 good trap. Apprentice seems weak, even compared to dd1.

As of now, connecting to other games is fast and easy. It used to be really bad, but now its good. The graphic's are good, but it needs work. When all 4 players are decent and not afk, and the mode is on hard, the game can be fun. The new "iPwr" thing is kind of stupid, but it will be fixed. The game will get much better as time goes on, especially if they decide to bring back the soul of DD1.

Come launch, it will be a great game. But I fear the f2p scum that plauges the world will poisen it and overwhelm trendy. Ive seen what happened to tf2 and dota2. F2P is cancer, and I fear for this games future when it releases. But It will be a "good" game right before f2p. And maybe it will continue being good even after its launch to f2p. If trendy makes it more like dd1 and finds a way to keep purchasers away from F2Pers, its future may be bright. If you only kind of liked dd1, dont buy this. If you really liked dd1 and have an open mind, buy it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2JURvXIV_A


I only made this game to get paid.

Figures that they wouldnt. I hope they rot.

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How would you feel if you made GOTY 2012 in secret?
How would you feel if you tried your best to keep it a secret and just get your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ money and leave bethesda alone?

How would you feel if you were ignored? How would you feel if you have to see almost every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awful day between 2012 to 14 that on any video game website your game is just sooooooo amazing?

How would you feel? How would you tell people the truth without being insulted constantly?

How do you prove to people without any proof at all? Do you even want to prove it anymore? Or do you just want the game to go away so you can pretend you werent cheated of millions. How do you explain to your friends and family that you arent insane, and that you did make GOTY 2012, but you just cant prove it? What do you feel when you realize people believe you, and you see it in their eyes, that he was cheated. When their pain becomes yours, or perhaps your pain becomes theirs.

Do you really feel some sort of pain? Do you feel like an idiot on a daily basis? Do you sleep for 2 days, and only wake up on the third because your pets want you to?

What do you do when you make GOTY 2012 in secret?

What are you going to do when you find out you live in AM's reality? Just look at your life. Why are we tortured in a holo-? Hungry? Tired? Every pound of food digital. All the pain and misery was digital. You will think it was for something, for people. If it was people, why do they keep doing it

Ive read some of the reviews and i could not be anymore disgusted.

9/10 combat
10/10 story
8/10 controls
10/10 gfx

BUY THIS GAME WITH YOUR FRIENDS ONLY

YOUR "FRIENDS"

the 30 hit combos make me want to puke, i often just takes my hands off the keyboard and ponder booting up MAME. 14 months later its still not balanced like it should be, players that just want to do 5 or 10 hit combos cant win fighting the ones that pull of the seemingly endles ones. Ignoring the combos in matchmaking.....

This game is much more than a fighting game to me. I would say its somewhat of a succesor to the beautiful games from CPS3. Someone could spend $15; be terrible at it and simply play it to enjoy the sprites would still have made a good purchase.

4000 positive reviews say this game is quite the success

Not the most polished platformer, but easily one of the most interesting.

Its a shame phil cancled the second, but its for his own good.