Recent reviews by VexFromTheVoid

I can make my pilot obnoxiously thicc with big boobies, 10/10 game.

A nice, chill game. Very fun to read through and the art is great, though it gets even better in the sequels. My only issue is that the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ poker minigame that you need to beat 3 times for every gallery picture is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard I rage quit and never came back.

Furry boobies with amazing gameplay and graphic style

Seriously hoping this game gets popular and keeps getting updated, it has so much potential!

Finally oversexualization of both feminine and masculine characters is back in mainstream gaming, the world is healing.

Does not feel like Assassin's Creed. Forgettable story and A LOT of filler, useless open world content made to waste the player's time. The combat and raiding is fun, however the brutality of vikings is toned down quite a bit. Customization is good, unfortunately plagued by microtransactions.

Steam achievements have been added not that long ago, however I couldn't care less about them.
Should've been a seperate IP and not Assassin's Creed.

It's a fine game, just get it on a sale.

I got it for free from pre-ordering the game. "So why the negative review?" you might ask... Now don't get me wrong, it's a nice bit of content, very well made and pretty to look at. And yeah, while it is a neat addition to the game it's definitely not worth that price.

Better get the Ultramarines Cosmetic Pack for the same price and like... triple the content.

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Stardew Valley: The Sex Update

I got called maidenless but then I married this hot blue witch with 4 arms and then she gave me this cool sword. Overall 11/10

It's fun. Being physics based allows for some goofy moments. The environment and monster designs really give off that nightmare-ish dream eerie realm vibe. It's like Lethal Company, but to be fair a bit better and more fun... cause you actually get to keep the fun moments as video recordings. (If you survive.)