It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out

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stop talking

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♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾)

some times i super glue my thumbs to my nipples and pretend im a t rex

some times i super glue my thumbs to my nipples and pretend im a t rex

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My brother (owner of this account) is an Among Us porn addict. He apparently started "ironically" watching Among Us porn and then it started to seriously turn him on. Once he accidentally sent Among Us anal porn to our family group chat and my mother got angry and we started discussing it as a family. My sister was probably the most disgusted one and wants my brother to get a therapy because she thinks he has an addiction and it is dangerous for him. I say that he is just discovering his sexual self, and masturbating to Among Us impostor being anally penetrated by another Among Us impostor is not wrong. My brother is really embarrassed and just wants all of this to end. I don't think that my parents really care that much and it's just my sister still talking about it. What should I do to convince her that Among Us hardcore porn is OK?

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thank you for lending your tesla to me for the weekend.

i also appreciate you donating your unneeded kidney to me

Going good, think I still have you on Insta. I know I still follow ♥♥♥ lheim

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-rep touches me without permission

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One day I answered a voice chat message and I was met with a sob and a cry. In-between breaths he opened up to me about his personal problems, apparently being bullied every day at school and tormented by his older sisters at home. Taken back, I exchanged some words of comfort to him. But then it changed once again. He said he was unsure about his sexuality, telling me of how sometimes he was aroused by the bullies at school when they touched him. Eventually he wondered what it would be like to take it in the ♥♥♥, so I contacted one of his sisters and asked if he could use her ♥♥♥♥♥. Last I heard of him, he had stuck it so far up his ♥♥♥ he ♥♥♥♥ all over the family cat and killed it - as he was trying to make it lick his balls at the same time

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PENIS!

happy new year (─‿‿─)

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