Recent reviews by Iffy

Remember Rusty Hearts? This is that, but from a third person perspective instead.

Losing 1-0 with 1:40 left on the clock? Just try to harass the other team's goalie! Surely that'll do some good. Oh, what's that? You lost 2-0? How? Oh, that's right, the goalie you tried to play bumper cars with just launched themselves across the map to score a Long Goal. Good job, you. Did nothing productive the entire match, and provided the goalie some entertainment. Might as well trash talk that goalie and steal his bank information, only to get put down, because his bank security is tighter and more protected than your goal.

10/10, would recommend for goalie shenanigans.

You can craft a plethora of spells to cover any and all types of situations. Freeze your foe in a block of ice, cast a pestilence on them, or turn your adversaries against each other...

...if you want to be flashy. All you need is to upgrade the basic fireball and everything dies in 1-3 hits.

It's like Farming Simulator, only the racing version. And there's like 6 tractors.

It's so bad don't get this

Everyone you meet who has played this game will either have a Steam avatar of it or constantly spew inside jokes or ingame song lyrics, because they think it's funny when they leave you behind, questioning what they just said, and wondering what the "rules of nature" are.

The combat is like every Devil May Cry, with a focus on combo and style. The better you do, the more points you get and the higher your rating goes.

If you're a style ♥♥♥♥♥, go for your sword upgrades, maybe even buy a secondary weapon. For anyone who absolutely does not give a damn, save up 300,000 points and buy the Fox Blade and its special ability. It basically kills any non-boss instantly, as well as pissing off style junkies for "ruining the game."

Soundtrack is alright, I guess. Also the Senator is the main antagonist and you kill him in the end with the Mexican dude's sword.

The main character looks like Adam Sandler

Threatening to kill anyone who doesn't co-operate with you seems to work for everything. So carry around a big battleaxe and threaten to cleave everyone who dares to even look at you. And a party member remarks on how fun it is to threaten priests. So go and threaten a few priests.

This game is the epitome of videogames. Finely crafted to every detail. Nothing will ever achieve the same level of detail and challenge as Farming Simulator 2013. With the American farm DLC, this game still stays at the top of the list of must have games. Every tractor is created to serve a purpose, and each fulfill that purpose at top mark. I truly and honestly recommend this game to anyone who comes across it, as you will sink many hours into this masterpiece.

You play the challenge.

You learn the challenge.

You adapt the challenge.

You overcome the challenge.

Prepared to die?

Pripyat is crawling with a mixture of radiation and artifacts. Emissions hit one after another, and there's always mutants and anomalies to watch out for... Welcome to Hell. A blend of First Person Shooting and Role Playing Game elements make you choose what little to take on your next raid. Every day is a survive-it-or-not challenge, and I hope you brought your anomaly detector with you.