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Nepom 19 Jan, 2024 @ 11:06pm 
poopsies
Unsound.wav 4 May, 2022 @ 7:52pm 
I’m Han Solo. I’m Han Solo, Solo. I’m picking up my blaster, put it on my side. I’m jumpin’ in my Falcon, Wookiee at my side. I’m Solo, I’m Han Solo. I’m Han Solo. I’m Han Solo, Solo. Now I’m feelin’ how I should Joined the Alliance it feels so good, oh. Stopped feelin’ misunderstood, Back in the game, who knew I would, oh. So flat time I spread my wings. Lovin’ myself makes me want to sing. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Told me to get my act together, Now I got my act together, yeah. Now I made it through the weather, Better days gonna get better. I’m so happy the carbonite is gone. I’m movin’ on. I’m so happy that it’s over now. The pain is gone. I’m putting on my shades to cover up my eyes. I’m jumping in my ride I’m heading out tonight. I’m Solo, I’m Han Solo. I’m Han Solo. I’m Han Solo, Solo.
Unsound.wav 4 May, 2022 @ 7:51pm 
I’m feeling like a star. You can’t stop my shine. I am loving cloud city. My head’s in the sky. I’m Solo, I’m Han Solo. I’m Han Solo. I’m Han Solo, Solo. Yeah, I am feelin’ good tonight, Finally feeling free and it feels so right, oh. Time to do the things I like, Gonna see a Princess, everything’s all right, oh. No Jabba to answer to, Ain’t a fixture in a palace zoo, no. And since that carbonite’s off me I am living life now that I’m free, yeah. Told me to get myself together. Now I got myself together, yeah. Now I make it through the weather. Better days are going to get better. I’m so happy the carbonite is gone. I’m movin’ on. I’m so happy that it’s over now. The pain is gone. I’m putting on my shades to cover up my eyes. I’m jumping in my ride I’m heading out tonight. I’m Solo, I’m Han Solo. I’m Han Solo.
rieya 3 Apr, 2022 @ 9:59pm 
yeet
KKYY 31 Mar, 2022 @ 8:57pm 
sad
KKYY 30 Mar, 2022 @ 2:24pm 
liar
KKYY 29 Mar, 2022 @ 9:30pm 
you ruined it
KKYY 29 Mar, 2022 @ 2:39pm 
you are the most normal person i have the pleasure of knowing
Mystery_Maple 24 Mar, 2022 @ 10:20pm 
gaslight. gatekeep. girlboss.
ScoutxD 25 Nov, 2021 @ 2:48pm 
awesome profile :sans:
KKYY 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53pm 
dammit
KKYY 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm 
you know sometimes i think is life worth living
ABoxOfNails 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm 
A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
mhenlo 5 Mar, 2021 @ 2:58pm 
Is IHOP really trying to gaslight me??? This might be the international house of pancakes, but this violence gonna be domestic.
mhenlo 4 Mar, 2021 @ 11:15pm 
the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
R800x 31 Jan, 2021 @ 7:19pm 
ur lucky i cant comment on ur profile pendejo
qz 30 Jan, 2021 @ 3:18pm 
peepee haha
A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Tortoise 27 Jun, 2020 @ 5:22pm 
PeePeee HAha :cozyroe:
Clappa 2 Apr, 2020 @ 2:49pm 
i cant stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ theres so much blood on my penis its just all over the place ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ someone send help I think it hppened when i tried to circumsize myself with a toothpick oh god oh god i think its infected oh god is it moving why is it coming ot lifke oh nosomeondlllase
Zephyr 18 Dec, 2019 @ 9:45am 
<3
Xanestus 3 Dec, 2019 @ 1:58pm 
BLACK hale
Remi 22 Sep, 2019 @ 12:41am 
penis.
Xanestus 10 Sep, 2019 @ 3:04pm 
Realistically, how large is Thanos' penis? Would it scale to the size of the average human's? Because if we take the average penis length of United States males (5.8 inches) times Thanos's height (eight feet, according to Marvel) divided by the average height a United States male (five feet nine inches. Nice) we get a disappointing eight inches, and honestly? That doesn't seem right. A powerful being like Thanos to have the size of your average dildo? Pathetic. If I'd had to wager a guess, I'd say it's a foot long at the very least, although he could probably enlarge it with the Gauntlet. I'd imagine that if Thanos were to bang an Earth woman, the size of his penis and force of the pounding would literally kill her. Also, would the head of his dangly be the same color as his skin, or would it be a darker purple? Are his balls cracked the same was his chin is? I've been wondering these questions and more since I saw the movie, and have not been free of them since.
Shockwhale 1 Sep, 2019 @ 10:50pm 
xd
strom 31 Aug, 2019 @ 1:34pm 
C:
Shockwhale 31 Aug, 2019 @ 10:25am 
:p
strom 28 Aug, 2019 @ 9:14pm 
:)
ReY Scarlet 24 Dec, 2018 @ 6:07pm 
Я тоже! Я, к сожалению, только новичок.
ReY Scarlet 22 Dec, 2018 @ 8:11pm 
ты знаешь русский?
ReY Scarlet 21 Nov, 2018 @ 8:16pm 
:littlelie:
ReY Scarlet 21 Nov, 2018 @ 5:34pm 
Egads, how the table is turned!
ReY Scarlet 19 Nov, 2018 @ 4:19pm 
R8? More like RDumb.
I did it friends. :sb:
Xanestus 23 Sep, 2018 @ 6:05pm 
 直に I LOVE YOU! 届けよう
きっとYOU LOVE ME! 伝わるさ
キミに似合うガラスの靴を探そう

2人でStep&Go! いつまでも
深夜12時をすぎたって
ボクらの恋魔法-ラブマジック-は解けはしない

おいでめしませ お姫様
毒のリンゴを食べて っちゃいそうな
 直すぎるキミが とても愛しい

当たり前=宝物さ
地球はまわり 陽はのぼり
キミは微笑む

 直に I LOVE YOU! 届けよう
きっとYOU LOVE ME! 伝わるさ
キミに似合うガラスの靴を探そう

2人でStep&Go! いつまでも
深夜12時をすぎたって
ボクらの恋魔法-ラブマジック-は解けはしない

イジのわるいママハハにも
急な雨にも 寂しい夜にも
へこたれないキミが やはり愛しい

 く離れて会えない日は
星に願って夢で逢おう
明日はハレルヤ
Xanestus 23 Sep, 2018 @ 6:05pm 
一生 I LOVE YOU! 変わらない
そうさ YOU LOVE ME! 永 さ
キミに似合うダイヤのリング渡そう

これから何千回 つまづいて
さらに何万回 転んでも
キミのガラスの靴は 脱げはしない

当たり前=宝物さ
地球はまわり 陽はのぼり
キミは微笑む

 直に I LOVE YOU! 届けよう
きっとYOU LOVE ME! 伝わるさ
キミに似合うガラスの靴を探そう

2人でStep&Go! いつまでも
深夜12時をすぎたって
キミは僕の愛しい24時間シンデレラ
Hey! Hey! Hey!
-_- 4 Sep, 2018 @ 6:41pm 
You play fornite
mario2192 25 Aug, 2018 @ 12:44pm 
what the nani? you listen here woman I LOVE YOU ((full ♥♥♥♥)) :rubiWink: :awoo: :awoo: :awoo:
fluey 12 Aug, 2018 @ 9:06pm 
r800 is a very kawaii-desu sugoi!!! man
killo 12 Aug, 2018 @ 7:42pm 
id ♥♥♥♥
kid 12 Aug, 2018 @ 6:55pm 
cute as heck
fluey 11 Aug, 2018 @ 10:22am 
cute as heck
KKYY 7 Aug, 2018 @ 8:23am 
You accepted it now I shall find a way to send pics of smooth skinned yoda
Xanestus 9 Jul, 2018 @ 1:14pm 
On July 3rd, I have decided to fulfill a fantasy, a reenactment from a controversial photo titled “Shimakaze butt nut”. In specifics, I would like to be the best cosplay photographer I could possibly be, and nut on the butt of a Shimakaze cosplayer. All Shimakaze cosplayers are welcome, as long as you dont get -too- creepy. All you have to do is show up in cosplay, on time. This is NOT a joke, please don’t send me troll messages.

-No Cameras or recording devices
-You MUST be in character at all times
-No furries.
-Nobody over the age of 40.

If seriously interested please send me a message. Thank you.
-Location:Anime Expo
Xanestus 18 Jun, 2018 @ 3:22pm 
Im a nonthreatening feminist boy, come talk to me on Skype! talk to me on skype about your problems as a woman - i sympathize, i’m taking womens studies. I took women’s studies I know what ‘systematic’ means. Man I’m so horny today. Sorry. I’m sorry. I feel so bad. I just came out and said it. Inappropriate. What do you like to do when you’re horny? One feminist to another. Just a normal feminist over here. What do you think of this unlabelled image of my ♥♥♥♥? I sent it to you titled “image.PNG”. Are you surprised by its girth? I apologize. How rude of me. I’m so sorry. I really need to get better at this I’m sorry. I’m learning so much. All humans must go through growth and I know that better than anyone, I mean I’m in a women’s studies class right now. Liveblogging my women’s studies class
yawn 9 May, 2018 @ 4:37pm 
ff9 best ff
kei 29 Mar, 2018 @ 8:17pm 
lul gay
kid 23 Mar, 2018 @ 4:27pm 
terraria hardmode mutlitlplaer ♥♥♥♥♥
Xanestus 10 Mar, 2018 @ 6:54pm 
now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.
Xanestus 4 Mar, 2018 @ 3:01pm 
whooops ehhehh didn know this was onn eheEHHH ♥♥♥♥♥♥ whats P OP PP IN G AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUU ……….WoooOoOW its lit in here huhhh huhu mmwwahhh ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ITS HOT AS ♥♥♥♥ IN HERE take the hoodie off Nahhhhh keep it on its cute as ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nah but 4 real shout out .. shout out … FOLLOWERS AHAAAAAHH ……………………… doing a shout out for .. if ur following it aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUAUAU ♥♥♥♥… cant wait to meet up … peace …. aa .. a a .. a
Space Cowboy 3 Mar, 2018 @ 11:14am 
Wait....