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4 people found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
One of the biggest issues with this game is the lack of direction in the story. The game's narrative is convoluted and hard to follow, with multiple factions vying for power and a vague threat lurking in the shadows. The result is a confusing mess that never fully comes together.

Another problem is the character design. The game's cast of characters is forgettable and one-dimensional, with little to no personality or depth. Even the iconic characters from previous games, such as the Vice President and the various gang leaders, feel like empty shells of their former selves.

The gameplay itself is also subpar. The controls feel clunky and unresponsive, and the shooting mechanics are often imprecise. The driving mechanics are slightly better, but even then, the physics engine feels wonky and unrealistic.

Despite these issues, there are a few bright spots in Saints Row. The game's visuals are certainly improved, with detailed environments and smooth animations. The soundtrack is also pretty good, featuring a mix of hip-hop and electronic music that perfectly captures the game's edgy atmosphere.

However, despite these positives, Saints Row ultimately feels like a missed opportunity. With a talented team behind it, the game had the potential to be a standout title in the open-world crime genre. Unfortunately, the game's poor writing, lackluster characters, and technical issues hold it back from reaching its full potential.

As someone who has played every Saints Row game since the beginning, it's sad to see the series go downhill like this. Volition was known for creating unique and engaging worlds, but with their closure, it seems unlikely that we'll ever see another great Saints Row game again. I hope that the developers at Volition are able to find new jobs and continue to make games.

In the meantime, I'll be playing the old Saints Row games and reflecting on what could have been.
Posted 2 September, 2023.
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7 people found this review helpful
69.1 hrs on record (21.5 hrs at review time)
Road 96 delivers an unforgettable gaming experience that's both immersive and thought-provoking. From the moment I started hitchhiking through its intricately designed world, I was captivated by the game's innovative storytelling.

The dynamic narrative system is a stroke of genius. Each decision I made not only shaped the path I took but also had profound effects on the characters I encountered and the outcomes I experienced. This encouraged me to replay the game multiple times, each playthrough feeling like a fresh adventure with its own twists and turns.

Visually, it’s a masterpiece. The hand-painted environments breathe life into the world, and the attention to detail is astonishing. Whether I was exploring vast landscapes or interacting with characters in charming settings, the artistry always left me in awe.

But the heart of the game lies in its characters. The depth of their stories, emotions, and connections made each interaction feel meaningful. Forming bonds and making choices that impacted their lives was an emotionally resonant experience, reminding me of the power that games have to create genuine connections.

The music, too, deserves praise. The soundtrack perfectly complements the mood of every scene, heightening the emotional impact and making each moment memorable.

Road 96 goes beyond entertainment; it's a thought-provoking exploration of freedom, identity, and the consequences of choice. It masterfully weaves these themes into its narrative, prompting me to reflect on my own life and decisions.

In a sea of games, Road 96 shines brightly as a beacon of creativity and innovation. It takes risks, breaks conventions, and offers an experience that will stay with me long after the credits roll. For anyone seeking an adventure that challenges the norm and leaves a lasting impression, It’s an absolute must-play.
Posted 21 August, 2023.
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17 people found this review helpful
1,186.6 hrs on record (306.7 hrs at review time)
If you're into gaming that's off-the-charts epic, Dishonored 2 is your jam! Seriously, they took everything that rocked about the first game and cranked it up to eleven.

Let's talk visuals – this game's like a work of art. Karnaca's so detailed, you'll wanna screenshot every corner. Mansions, streets, it's all jaw-dropping. And the story? It's like a rollercoaster of revenge, politics, and crazy supernatural stuff. Emily and Corvo bring their A-game, each with their own powers to unleash havoc or slip past enemies like a boss.

Now the gameplay, whoa! Ever wanted to teleport like a pro? Blink's got you covered. Domino? Link foes and watch 'em drop together. And sneaking? You're a frickin' ghost. Levels are like puzzles waiting for your creative solutions. Sneak, stab, or go wild – your call.

Levels? Open playgrounds. You wanna ninja your way? Do it. Wanna unleash chaos? Have a blast. Dishonored 2's all about choices, dude. And the vibes? Picture steampunk mixed with supernatural eeriness – sets the perfect mood. Soundtrack's like your personal hype crew too.

Dishonored 2 isn't just a game, it's a friggin' experience. If you dig stealth, action, and total gaming awesomeness, do not miss this ride.
Posted 13 August, 2023.
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15 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
6.3 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
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Posted 13 August, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
1,032.4 hrs on record (60.3 hrs at review time)
Dishonored is an exceptional game that seamlessly combines stealth, action, and immersive storytelling. From the moment you step into the shoes of Corvo Attano, you are immersed in a dark and atmospheric world that keeps you engaged.

The gameplay mechanics are brilliant, offering players incredible freedom and versatility. Whether you choose to be a silent shadow or wreak havoc on your enemies, Dishonored empowers you with supernatural abilities to approach each mission creatively.

What truly sets Dishonored apart is its intricately detailed setting. The city of Dunwall feels alive with its stunning art style and architecture. Exploring this beautifully crafted world becomes an adventure itself.

But it's not just about looks; Dishonored delivers an engaging narrative that keeps players invested until the end. The morally ambiguous choices presented throughout force us to contemplate our actions as we navigate political intrigues and personal vendettas.

Furthermore, the voice acting deserves recognition for its exceptional performances by talented actors who bring depth to their characters' stories. Combined with a hauntingly beautiful soundtrack that perfectly complements the atmosphere, Dishonored creates an immersive audiovisual experience like no other.

In brief, Dishonored captivates gamers through impeccable gameplay mechanics, stunning visuals,a gripping storyline filled with moral dilemmas,and an unforgettable atmosphere. This game has undoubtedly earned its place among gaming legends.
Posted 6 July, 2023.
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