Because my soldiers do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of this world! My soldiers push forward! My soldiers scream out! My soldiers RAAAAAGE!
I Can't play games, so don't blame me, it's on you.
My PC specifications:
Processor - Intel HD family Graphics first gen!
GPU - What is that?
RAM - 512 KB.
Storage - Freezer.
MIC - Cheap white headphones from Walmart
Mouse - Ball mouse.
Keyboard - PFF!! I use a typewriter.

This is how I met your mother and left her the next day!