Recent reviews by Meat Thins²

Would love to see the full game when it arrives. Fun platformer, reminds me very much of Celeste.

Not a long game by any means but definitely spiders and men

this game is a BIG W

Wanted to update my review on this one, this that zaza pack mcsmack.

Fun rogue-like. I really admire the gameplay progression. Definitely worth the price of a soft drink nowadays.

Great Aim training software. Involved community

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful (impressively optimized)
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Perfect
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ eh
☐ Staring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☑ Eargasm (this OST S L A P S)
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ 3090
☐ No compromise build

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press A
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Can be very challenging on harder difficulties
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Thorough
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price (purchase DLC only if you really really really love the combat loop
and want to personally enjoy the extra story firsthand)
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

I love this game and its combat loop with a passion. A swell sequel and a genius elaboration of game mechanics and level design.
If you love a challenge in video games and mastering thorough mechanics in well designed game worlds, this is the game for you.

This game enthralled me from the beginning. I would recommend to friends interested in movement FPS genre. Worth the price for sure

Its Bloons. The flagship tower defense game, if you dont know bloons you never went to middle school. Ninjakiwi does it again with this one. Lots of progression, decent amount of cosmetics for in game currency! Lots of replayability, 4 player co-op mode hits on another level. Nice game to sit back from the 100 triple a shooters in your library. Instant classic

Found this very appealing because of the flashy imagery, and I got stuck in the beautiful gameplay so far. Very nice Roguelike, would recommend to anyone interested in the genre or one who is just generally feeling some asteroids/galaga nostalgia with a modern twist. This game has a lot of possibilities for building different types of playstyles through the upgrade system. The best tip in the beginning is to definitely use your rerolls wisely to your advantage and use the upgrades that you are good with, not something that just sounds good. Interesting mechanics nonetheless

Bro its like halo meets portal knowyourmeme.com