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"Who is Spain?"

"Why is Hitler?"

"When is right?"

"Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?"

"How was trump at Munich?"

"Ho-ho beriberi." and

"Balls!"

all rang out in rapid succession, and then there was Yossarian with the question that had no answer:

"Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?"

The question upset them...

Dude, I don't know how long it's been, but I've been awake for way too long now. I can't think clearly, so I'm just gonna say it. You need to understand this, since you clearly don't: DayZ Standalone is a failure. You can take almost ANY other early access game, and it's x10 better than Standalone. Also, don't even get me started on Arma mods. Just the simplest DayZ mod for Arma 2 or 3 is exponentially better. They have CARS, MORE GUNS AND SUPPLIES, and Most of All, NO LAG!!! At least not even one one hundredth of the lag standalone has. Not to mention that modders have spent far more time on their DayZ knock-off mods than Rocket and his entire stoner team have in the past 6 years.

Thus, my conlusion being, there is no cake, it's a lie.

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun!

Every time I fart, I look up at the sky and think of you.