HOJE EU MANDEI UM ANJO TE VIGIAR
MAS ELE VOLTOU RAPIDINHO
E EU PERGUNTEI O QUE TINHA ACONTECIDO
FOI ENTÃO QUE ELE ME FALOU
''QUE UM ANJO NÃO PODE VIGIAR O OUTRO!!!
não quebre essa corrente mande para 9 amigos no orkut (e para mim) e terá uma
boa noticia em dentro de 9 minutos

pov:you dont go outside

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clitóris são tão fofinhos meu deus (๑> ◡ <๑) quando vc passa o seu dedo ele começa a se contrair é como se ele estivesse se aconchegando. (/ ω＼) ou quando eles começam a se animar e olham para vc como “owo nya? : 3 ”hehe ~ clitóris kun ta feliz em me ver !! (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

da proxima vez invés de botar piroca no meu perfil bota no meu bumbum

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REGRAS: REPOSTE E PEGUE SUAS PRÓPRIAS VADIAS, ANTES QUE EU PEGUE TODAS PARA MIM. VOCÊ NAO PODE ME BATER DE VOLTA, VOCÊ É MINHA AGORA!
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Olá,Luan, nós da Sociedade Brasileira de Urologia recebemos as suas perguntas enviadas por e-mail, e é um prazer respondê-las:

1) Sim, 7 cm é considerado pequeno. Sugerimos processo cirúrgico;

2) Não, não é comum a camisinha ficar larga. Não existe tamanho PP, o tamanho é único;

3) Ainda que 7 cm seja um tamanho muito pequeno, é possível a parceira chegar ao ♥♥♥♥♥♥o durante a relação sexual, portanto se isso não ocorre nas suas relações conforme mencionou, pode se tratar de falta de competência de sua parte;

4) Não, o senhor não pode fazer o exame de próstata, é apenas para pessoas acima de 50 anos. Por favor não insista;

5) O forte desejo por pessoas do mesmo sexo, pode sim ser um forte sinal de tendência ao homossexualismo;

Estamos �  disposição para qualquer dúvida!

Camarada me bota no grupo bota 3 camaradas no grupo q fazem faculdade la com a gente e uma P0TA la de nova iguaçu pergunta aonde eu tava eu tava no recreio. faz o seguinte vem pra cá agora tem uma mulher muito gostosa ela tá no grupo e cobra 300 reais por hora por 300 reais por hora eu passo ali na praça Paris e boto 82 travestis dentro do carro com a poha de um peito grande pra carai uma bunda enorme e eu dirigindo e as piroca tudo batendo na minha cabeça os travesti tudo eufórico pra carai sou o rei com 300 reais poha vou fzr é o seguinte Manda a mulher ir embora q eu vou ai dar o cu pra vocês poha não tem ideia Vou dar 300 reais de cu e vou sair dai são 3 então vou sair dai com mil reais carai nego tá brincando filho nego ta pensando que essa poha é assim ah não vem que aqui é 300 carai nego ta dando na rua de graça nego ta fudendo igual mendigo na rua é assim que tá e nego quer 300 toma no cu tem que ser muito otario

Now that you've made your perfect waifu, why not consummate your 2D marriage? Well, fear not! We've got you covered with dozens of different sexual options to explore!

Use simple mouse controls to touch, pull, lick, finger, and pump to your heart's content. It's simple, it's easy, it's fun, and oh my is it satisfying!

Oh, and before we forget! You can also customize your waifu's level of sensuality, tastes, and experience. Depending on the mix and match of her personality archetype and sex settings, she'll react differently to various situations and sensations. Explore them all!

Happened to me on Steam. Met a random dude on the Elder Scrolls Online, did a ♥♥♥♥ load of quests, dungeon delving and RP into this huge game. One day he basically gave me all his loot (even the item we fought a little to get shared x) and announce me that he had a tumor growing near his spine, the doctors aren't happy and promised me he would keep me on touch after his stay at hospital. I still checks on his account from time to time: "Last online: 793 days ago".

GG breakfast

GG breakfast

paga esse boleto pra mim?
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calaboca siovo, você pra mim é Pvta!

NA chat pode nem xingar

Uiliam parA de spma fela da puta

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Some examples of things you can do are:
- Casually ask them if they want to party for roulettes (this works better the higher level you are, also works better if you're a healer class (for girls or twinky gays) or a tank class (for straight guys))
- Ask if they can help craft something for you, or if they can help with a crafter leves to level your crafters
- Talk about how there's a glamour item you really want but don't have the money to purchase it (if they buy it for you it shows they like you)
- Always join into conversations they're having, being as nice as possible, always agree with their statements, say things such as "lol" "<3" "x3" a lot
- If you don't have Heavensward or Stormblood DLC, ask about how you really want it, but don't have the funds to buy it and are barely scraping money to pay for your subscription.

Saudades do seu cu ruan

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1. A human cell has 75MB of genetic information.

2. A sperrm has half of it, in other words, 37.5MB.

3. 1mL of health sement has about 100 million of sperms.

4. An ejaculation lasts about 5 seconds and eject 2.24mL of sement.

5. That is, the average "Connection Speed" or "Throughput" of a healthy man is (37.5MB * 100,000,000 * 2.24mL) / 5s = 1,761,607,680,000,000 bytes/second = 1,76 Terabytes/second.

That means a female ovule supports an DDoS (Distributed Denial of Service) of 1,76 TB/s,
and only allow the input of 1 package along her "Connection", making her THE BEST FIREWALL IN THE WORLD. (only losing to your failure, of course)

Woman Who Was Attacked By Jaguar Says The Zoo Needs To Improve Its Safety.

Leanne was attacked by the dangerous animal after leaning over a security fence to take a selfie.

I’d be able to peel back his foreskin, like a big, purple, meaty banana. I’d peel it back, and I’d eat every last particle of dyck cheese. I’d lick it all up, until his meat flute was all shiny and sticky. And once it’s all lubed up, I’d let him put it in my butt again. He wouldn’t hold back this time. He’d ♥♥♥♥♥♥ me so hard, that all my inside get jimmied around, and it would be amazing. Then he’d cumm again, but this time there’s be so much that it fills up my entire body. Just imagine: Thanos has almost finished ravaging your butttthole, when he unleashed a tsunami of hot, sticky sement into your body.

Agora sim , o outra tava com gonorreia

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx