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Volomus 10 Jan @ 12:49am

Hello, it is incredibly rude to hack into someone's account and Steal from them. Fortunately, hacking into someone's Domino's Pizza account isn't the end of the world but could lead to a slippery slope if you're not careful. I hope you thoroughly enjoyed the free pizza you stole from me on August 14, a lovely Hand Tossed Buffalo Chicken pizza. And you do have a lovely house, much more than I could ever afford so I really hope you enjoyed the hard work I put in to earn myself a free pizza. You are a THIEF. I don't expect anything to happen but I have reported your address Did you seriously not think your address would be on file especially since it was delivered? Use some common sense next time. Hope the pizza was worth it. Sincerely, -The Domino's Account Holder you hacked.

Pugyun 31 Aug, 2024 @ 12:11am

-rep shot my dog in front of me
+rep drove me to the gym a few times

Volomus 25 Mar, 2022 @ 11:54pm

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.

Volomus 29 Dec, 2021 @ 7:23pm

In the song titled "Milkshake" by Kelis, she exclaims how all the boys show up in her yard for milkshakes which claim to be better than mine. Not only is this self entitlement, but she doesn't give any valid reasons as to why her milkshakes are better. According to the lyrics of this boastful chant, she is willing to offer lessons for making such a milkshake but for a price. Could that mean that the ingredients used to make this milkshake cost more than the labelled price and instead of increasing it to maintain profit, she gives lessons on how to make such a milkshake in order to compensate for her lack of total earnings? Is she that desperate to keep ALL the boys in her yard!? A low price in exchange for a higher consumer rate, and yet she claims that her milkshakes are better than mine. What if she were to increase the prices, will all the boys still head to the yard cause the milkshake is THAT good??

Volomus 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

I've seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.

Volomus 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Sent me a snapchat i had to check it on my ipad because his fat ass wouldn't fit on my phone

Volomus 17 Aug, 2021 @ 10:14pm

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Obesius The Large 1 Jul, 2021 @ 1:44am

You don't know me, but I highly advise you read this thoroughly and in its entirety. You are to cease any and all communication with my mom, effective immediately. You are not to contact them for any reason whatsoever. You are not to answer their calls, texts, etc. Is that understood?

It is not in your best interest to ignore me. I have a very bad temper and you do not want to see it get away from me. You will send me some sort of confirmation that you are receiving my messages and that you will comply fully.

I have a Tor browser, plenty of disposable income, and all the free time in the world, kiddo. Do not test me, it is remarkably easy to make someone disappear. This is your last chance to respond before you end up in a red room.

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Obesius The Large 31 May, 2021 @ 8:56pm

I clean ♥♥♥♥♥ for my job. There was a 30 year old penis the other day I swear he never touched it or something because what came out of it was a thick clay like substance that my assistant claimed smelled like putrid hot garbage, like a dozen maggoty goat cheese wheels in the sun.

It took forever trying to scrape all of it out of there. Couldn't even pull the damned foreskin down at first it was stuck, glued fast to the cheese clay crust in there. The gunk broke several examination swabs (giant q-tips) so I gave up and used the tongue depressers like a spade to shovel it out

Obesius The Large 31 May, 2021 @ 7:59pm

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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Obesius The Large 30 May, 2021 @ 8:11am

Why are you so hard to talk to? I'm polite. Each time I approach you, I say "konichiwa". I always ask you about your favorite anime before talking about my waifu. Your usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with you, and how you usually act disinterested because I'm a sand♥♥♥♥♥♥ guy. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of things like 9/11 but I don't hold it against them. Why can't the himes just realize that I respect Japanese culture and that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and live in Japan for the rest of my life. Hell, I'm even learning the language by watching undubbed anime. Plus, I cook a mean bowl of rice (for those who don't know, Japanese eat a lot of rice, I do too my Mom says that I act like a Japanese person because of all the rice I eat and the ♥♥♥♥ I watch.

Alareros 7 May, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Bruh who you calling gay, ill beat yo ass

Volomus 7 May, 2021 @ 9:17pm

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Volomus 7 May, 2021 @ 9:08pm

You are on dum my man

You are truly off the goop on this one chief

Volomus 7 Jan, 2021 @ 1:06pm

I’m telling you, lolyou(1337) is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely ♥♥♥♥ on these kids“ then he bhopped out the spawn and went to hold ivy

icup69420pp 23 Sep, 2020 @ 5:37am

obviously a bot account cuz there's no way in hell anyone's favorite game is dark souls

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Volomus 18 May, 2019 @ 6:49pm

Yes, indeed. It is called Lothric, where the transitory lands of the Lords of Cinder converge.
In venturing north, the pilgrims discovered the truth of the old words:
"The fire fades and the lords go without thrones."
When the link of the fire is threatened, the bell tolls, unearthing the old Lords of Cinders from their graves...
Aldrich, Saint of the Deep...
Farron's Undead Legion, the Abyss Watchers...
The reclusive lord of the Profaned Captial, Yhorm the Giant...
Only, in truth... the Lords will abandon their thrones...
And the Unkindled will rise.
Nameless, accursed Undead, unfit even to be cinder. And so it is, that ash seeketh embers

Volomus 27 Dec, 2018 @ 10:53pm

ALL FOLLOWERS OF TOWERING PILLAR OF POOTIS FOLLOW ME! I AM THE REINCARNATION.

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