Adzero
Canada
You think of a funny joke. In fact, it’s so funny you snicker out loud, and instantly walk up to your computer to materialize your idea. You sit down, but that’s all you remember before you wake up suddenly in your chair. Your hands hurt, and you have a terrible headache. You look at the clock. 6 hours have passed. You turn on your computer that was sleeping before, and it’s different. There are no items on the desktop, only a folder titled “O'bama”. The desktop picture is a stretched out picture of Obama’s face. You open the folder, and there are 168 items. Each file is a picture of some character from a show, or a movie, or a book but bearing the face of Obama. Garfield Obama, Mario Obama, Hagrid Obama, Scooby-Doo Obama, Obama Obama. Your headache gets worse. You stumble into the bathroom, and look in the mirror. It’s the face of Obama, the 44th president of the United States, on your own head and shoulders. You try to scream, but the face doesn’t move on your own accord anymore. It smiles instead.
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You think of a funny joke. In fact, it’s so funny you snicker out loud, and instantly walk up to your computer to materialize your idea. You sit down, but that’s all you remember before you wake up suddenly in your chair. Your hands hurt, and you have a terrible headache. You look at the clock. 6 hours have passed. You turn on your computer that was sleeping before, and it’s different. There are no items on the desktop, only a folder titled “O'bama”. The desktop picture is a stretched out picture of Obama’s face. You open the folder, and there are 168 items. Each file is a picture of some character from a show, or a movie, or a book but bearing the face of Obama. Garfield Obama, Mario Obama, Hagrid Obama, Scooby-Doo Obama, Obama Obama. Your headache gets worse. You stumble into the bathroom, and look in the mirror. It’s the face of Obama, the 44th president of the United States, on your own head and shoulders. You try to scream, but the face doesn’t move on your own accord anymore. It smiles instead.
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I Don't know... the train just turned into a wet noodle.
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september 19 Mar, 2023 @ 2:07pm 
Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your a ss the next moment.

I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling.

Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours!

Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel.
september 9 Mar, 2022 @ 6:18pm 
Coolest dude on steam :sotfood:
Blundergod 16 Apr, 2020 @ 8:22pm 
[8:21 PM]
Blundergod:
WEEEEEEEB

[8:21 PM]
Adzero:
do you want me to eat your ass

[8:21 PM]
Blundergod:
well yea actually
how much

[8:21 PM]
Adzero:
sory i dont do black people

[8:21 PM]
Blundergod:
going on the profile
Blundergod 4 Apr, 2020 @ 9:48pm 
[9:28 PM]
Adzero:
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY FOLDER
I FORGOT IT BACK IT UP WHEN I GOT MY SSD

[9:28 PM]
Blundergod:
NICE TRY IDIOT

[9:29 PM]
Adzero:
NOOOO
LET ME CHECK MY ONEDRIVE

[9:29 PM]
Blundergod:
mans desperate

[9:30 PM]
Adzero:
RIP
TIME TO START A NEW FOLDER
back it to my cloud

-Man loses porn folder circa 2020
Bao包 13 Dec, 2019 @ 11:26am 
Hi
Blundergod 30 Nov, 2019 @ 6:30pm 
[6:27 PM]
Blundergod:
A SIMPLE
QUESTION
HOW
DO
YOU
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
DO

[6:27 PM]
Adzero:
WHAT IS A WHITE GUY