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35 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
They changed the regional pricing of this pack from 75 lira's to 850 lira's on the First of August 2022.

I literally cannot pay that amount no matter what, not even for just a game. Its about as much as my electricity bill.

I hope that this was just a mistake they did while calculating, this is absurdly expensive.
Posted 3 August, 2022.
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29 people found this review helpful
11.1 hrs on record
Stanley parable is a good game, Ultra Deluxe is not necessarily a bad game, but;
-It has not lived up to its legacy
-It has not lived up to the hype
-Doesn't convey emotion in the same way the original does
-Doesn't have as much choice in what you could do (you just do the same endings, but with a bucket)
-Is trying to evade the critical reviews made against them by just making fun of "reviews" (or just knowing that makes me feel silly for writing this review here)

With all that, Narrator was still amazing. The new engine, lighting, and everything that comes with it looks nice.

I don't have much nice to say about the game really. Its a really weird choice to develop the whole game, all over again, in unity engine (atleast i think thats what they did, didn't research if they just exported the maps over or something). Development is hard, especially with a small team but they had the money and time to make a much better game. And by a much better game i don't mean gameplay wise since Stanley Parable doesn't need it (it would certainly enhance it to change up some endings) but its story aspect could've been more... emotional (like "Zen" and "Not Stanley" endings) as they clearly didn't want to do as humorous of an approach again.

All in all, good game if you're playing it for the first time, meh to slightly bad game if you've been waiting for the new Stanley Parable game, since this just feels like a dlc.
Posted 1 May, 2022.
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11 people found this review helpful
2,185.1 hrs on record (33.6 hrs at review time)
Completely idle, no offline progress (or i don't have it yet idk), not exactly that complex for now since there aren't many slots for me to put pins in and also i don't have any pins that do weird stuff like: slow down enemy, heal other pins, lower damage on enemy, buff damage on allies (if the game even has that stuff, i can't see what other pins there are).
You're mostly just trying to get the highest hitting fastest pin, and then waiting till you have enough to upgrade and see whats the next pin, realizing that even though it hits harder, the next pin is WAAAY slower then the previous one so it can't hit anything by itself and you start farming on the lower levelled enemies for the previous pin.

(at 33 hours) I'm gonna keep playing just to see if it gets a bit more complex, but i suggest you just don't play this and play something else. Like Realm Grinder or NGU Idle for a more idle approach, or Cookie Clicker if you also want clicker stuff.

Edit at 250+ hours: If you would like to feel like you have progressed about what would equal to 1-2 hours of cookie clicker, 5-8 hours in NGU, 10-15 hours in ITRTG in about 250 hours, play this.
Posted 26 January, 2022. Last edited 4 February, 2022.
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193.7 hrs on record (60.8 hrs at review time)
Best Battle-Royale game. Doesn't include building mechanics and the graphics are good.

(also Roger Craig Smith is Mirage's VA)
Posted 23 January, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
302.0 hrs on record (277.4 hrs at review time)
Great game, but no regional pricing.
Posted 9 May, 2021. Last edited 9 May, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
361.0 hrs on record (287.5 hrs at review time)
2 Minutes loading time, used to be 7-8 minutes.
Posted 16 March, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
99.3 hrs on record (19.4 hrs at review time)
It depends if you like this kind of game

And what i mean by "this kind of game" is, try putting together :
Borderlands 3 for gunplay and, to a much lesser aspect, the skills.
Just Cause 3 for the side missions; Copy paste side missions, "Random Encounter"'s which also are the same stuff.
Crackdown 3 (lots of 3's) because the game actually feels like the glorified version of a Crackdown game. Of course with better graphics and better atmosphere.
Witcher 3 for character acting and the main storyline immersion.

Personally ? I like the kind of RPG thats just "see numbers go up" without more advanced stuff like Side-upgrades and Min-Max'es being baked into every corner of the game. They're there, but you can definitely do any build and play the game as you want.

But...
What CDPR promised was a GTA killer (in case of immersion) and oh boy, did they fail. This must be one of the most soulles npc crowds i've seen in a game for a while. The game, while it does look 2020, acts like 2005. The AI is nonexistent, Half-Life 1 had better AI. Optimization is really bad, unless you have a big, beefy computer, you'll be lucky to play at 30 FPS. My specs are: 1060 6GB, Ryzen 5 3600, 16GB Ram, Installed on SSD, getting 30-45 fps with Low-Medium settings, and mind you this was more than the "Recommended" specs for High Settings, from the system requirements list they released [www.gfinityesports.com]

I've played Marvel's Avengers on launch and if i were to compare, this is still a better launch then Avengers. And seeing that Avengers (mostly) fixed the performance issues and released more content in 3 months, i feel like Cyberpunk has about the same time to fix itself up or the community, which is already enraged, will fully drop the game.

I like it though, if you were to buy it because the mindless RPG style suits you, right as the game takes you off the leash just go do side missions, brawling, help assaults in progress and just have fun. There's still a good game buried under a LOT of rubble, but im used to playing games buried in ♥♥♥♥ so, think for yourself if you REALLY want to buy it.
Posted 11 December, 2020. Last edited 11 December, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
871.2 hrs on record (8.7 hrs at review time)
Amazing game, changed their regional pricing and its not even expensive, it is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ luxury to play this game in Turkey right now.
Posted 14 October, 2020. Last edited 3 August, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
79.6 hrs on record (17.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Factorio 3D .
Slightly buggy.
Posted 30 July, 2020.
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