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⢄ ⣀⣄⡈ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆
⢀⡀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡿⢿⣆
⢀⡾⣁⣀ ⣗⡀ ⢻⣿⣿ ⢤⣴⣦⣤⣹ ⢀⢴⣶⣆
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He bowed, "Sorry, Mommy-senpai."
Five days later, he started talking to me about how "Marudo" the Samurai could shape shift and create more Marudos. I thought that was super cool! So I went to the store again, and bought another DVD, but this time it was a "Fairy Tale" DVD about a pretty lady and her flying dog. And when I came home, my son was running around with his hands behind his back dressed up just like Marudo. I said "son, what are you doing?" And then he looked at me, screamed something in Chinese, and took out a knife. He threw it right over my head, and yelled, "Hehe, nice work kid, you made me use only 10 percent of my power" and I thought it was a joke until he punched me in the face.
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