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Overall/TLDR - Shader Optimization/ restart for update simulator. Launch MWIII to launch MWII, Campaign was trash, devs don't understand how to make an extraction shooter but zombies was cool and worth $40 id say, multiplayer is the most disrespectful rigged scam ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ive ever felt in my life and i won't be buying another COD in my life unless they publicly say "We're sorry for nerfing your bullets mid fight and we will no longer be doing that in future CODs"

Launch - Took 15 minutes to make an account because after i made an account i clicked login and the screen just kept flashing. Closed and reopened the game 3 times before this solved itself. Another 10 mins of Shader Optimizations. Game crashed on me 5 times just trying to figure out what it wanted to show me and then if i want to play anything (If i can find it in this horrific Hulu Disney+ UI) It makes me close the game to relaunch another game. If i want to play MWII i have to launch MWIII, do a shader optimization, get told to restart my game for an update that never existed, relaunch MWIII, select MWII, and then relaunch just to open MWII. Oh and that's because i chose MWII DMZ. If you want to stop playing MWII DMZ and switch to MWII Multiplayer you have to launch MWIII and select MWII Multiplayer and relaunch MWII Multiplayer and restart for update and do a 10 min Shader Optimisation and then get thrown into a 100 ping lobby that's half over on a losing team where all of your enemies are invisible groot operators.. no matter what you do that's your experience..

Campaign - Very very boring. Worst experience probably ever in COD campaign history. They don't understand what makes a story good. MW:2019 Was about gas, MWII was about missiles, MWIII is about.. Gas filled missiles? Also 95% of the campaign has no music.

Zombies - This was ok and worth maybe $40 by itself. I played DMZ in MWII and the main thing i can take away from both DMZ and MWZ is that these game studios just simply don't understand what an extraction shooter is supposed to be. Cool i can extract guns and silly little things to take into my next match but you're forgetting the main point of EXTRACTION LOOTING which is the ability to EXTRACT ALL ITEMS and have a secondary marketplace to sell the stuff/ buy new stuff.

Multiplayer - I was excited to play this because i own MWII on Blizzard so i knew buying a fresh new account on a fresh new email would give me normal lobbies instead of the HORRIBLE CURSE that is modern COD SBMM/EOMM. That lasted 1 match. My first game i instantly connected to a 30 ping lobby and at the end i was on the bottom of the leaderboard but i didn't care at all because my enemies seemed like a healthy mix. Felt like a classic COD game. I don't care that i was on the bottom or that my team lost because the combat felt fair. I THOUGHT maybe i'd get about 3 or 4 games of normal lobbies before SBMM bent me over with no lube but the SECOND match i got into was a 10 minute wait to get me into a 90 ping lobby where i was, yet again like i felt for an entire year with MWII, met with people killing me in 3 bullets to the chest but i use the exact same gun exact same range as them and it takes me half a mag to kill. So now im still on the bottom of the leaderboard and my team still loses but i cant get a kill to save my life. Game 3, game 4, and game 5 all 90 ping lobbies where the only kills i get are people who dont notice me while i empty half a mag into their chest. That's what triggered my refund.

1) Assault rifles need renamed to Assault Snipers because they have 40 round magazines and 1 tap you. Imagine your entire team of 8 dying in 1 millisecond because 2 dudes both shot 10 bullets and then spawn camp you without even reloading THEN the other 6 dudes join in.

2) Hackers

3) Rarest skins god have ever even imagined that get released as micro transactions in the form of a crate system. You can spend $100 and still not even get the skin. Literally there was an event that lasted 3 months and the knife doesnt even exist because nobody got it. Imagine wasting time making a skin that never gets put into the game LUL

4) They make icy and fire footsteps and cool ass ♥♥♥♥ like that and don't even allow players to buy em, you just randomly get it and it lasts 3 days and its gone forever. Wanna make money? Literally charge people for that instead of charging $2 for a crate that gives you nothing.

5) Hackers

6) Only 3 actually good guns in the game so nobody uses anything else. They're good because they have no recoil and they're assault snipers that 1 tap you. You can have the best aim ever and it doesn't matter because you'll come around the corner and die literally instantly over and over and over just trying to leave spawn.

7) Nobody p[lays any game mode whatsover besides 8v8 deathmatch so if you try to join any other lobby, youll come back from a vacation in Mexico a week later and you'll still be searching for a match.

8) I tap Assault Snipers

This game is annoyingly buggy

BUT

Its aight

1) It's a microtransaction scheme for sure and i can't lie, i have spent like $80 on this game in a couple years.
2) Your deck will always be lesser and weak every single time a new set comes outs that costs real life $.
3) They constantly nerf good cards that you earn for free because they're "broken" but they never have and never will nerf cards that they release exclusively for real life $$$ even though theyre insane godlike OP cards that need deleted.

BUT

It's very fun :)

They turned it into Fortnite and they can go fu.ck themselves fort hat.

This game used to be a dirty army style game with claymores and AKs where you would fight in junkyards and trainyards and sh.it.. kinda like oldschool call of duty. That was in 2011-2012. I decide to look it up today (10 years later) and its a weird ass sci-fi space shooter with robots and 1 shot weapons and shi.tty reviews lol

Learn to let go.

You'll lose the things you cared about the most. You'll try everything to get the stuff back and fail at every opportunity. You'll make stupid mistakes and beat yourself up about it. "That could have been the time i get my stuff back", "Why did i act so desperate?", "Why wasn't i desperate enough?". Then you'll have to sit and watch somebody else enjoy the things you loved because you didn't protect them while they were yours.

Then you'll turn on Rust and experience the same thing.

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It's good