• I'm an ♥♥♥♥♥ and I do stupid things. Please be patient with me.
• If I can't bring my Cat, I'm not going.
• I'm in another world right now. Please leave a message after the tone.
• I'm too tired to think of a clever bio.
• I'm a mess.
• I'm in a committed relationship with Pepsi and vapeing
• Please don't talk to me if u dont know me
• By reading this you legally forgo any right to unfollow me.
• I'm a nice person, but if you cross me, I will kill you.
• A baddie with a good heart.
• I'm the type of person who will accidentally drop food on the floor and then just stare at it for a while.
• I'm not antisocial, I'm selectively social.
• I'm not rude, I'm honest.