Such a Goated Panda

The pun managed to get inside and soon after there was ten of us lying dead.

Pun in... Ten dead.

I invented an air freshener that's controlled by your mind.

... it makes scents when you think about it.

I think God is a gamer...

... and we all live in a save file he abandoned a long time ago.

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

When that Griffendor closes my wand is going to Slitherin your Harry Potter making you Ravenclaw my back until you Hufflepuff.

If you ask Rick Astley to give you a copy of the movie Up he will not do it therefore letting you down. It's called a Rickroll paradox.

People think that the pound cake is called that way because it takes 1 pound of all the ingredients to make the recipe but it's false. It's actually called after the place it was invented; PoundTown.
You know, that place where your mom lives.

Why do people who have a foot fetish never win?
Because they love the taste of defeat.

My girlfriend left me because she caught me in bed with some pasta.
What can I say, I was feeling cannelloni.

How do non-binary people kill other people?
They / Them

Fun fact; It is illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?
You have to keep it to a low ha.

Why can't you make love after playing Assasin's Creed?
Because U Be Soft.

What does the sushi say to the other sushi next to him?
WASSA...Biii

Why can't you trust atoms?
It's because they make up everything.

In Europe it's called a lift
In America it's called an elevator
I guess you guys were "raised" differently!

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--- I know the guy!

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✷ May your waking dreams rival your starlit dreams ✷

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Taking suggestions for the Steam Awards. Here's what I got so far. https://imgur.com/jtgkgut

I wish I was a unicorn. That way I could stab idiots with my head. 🦄

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ᕙᕗ Morning ladies!

Happy Summertime people


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Last one in the water is the one who get's eaten alive by a shark!

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Would you smooch a duck? ( ͡° ᴥ ͡°)
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C) Heck Yeah!
D) Heck Yeah!

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