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1 person found this review helpful
30.6 hrs on record
This game was sooo much fun, the lore kept me hooked, the battles were fun, and its weeks later and I'm still thinking about the endings daily. Worth every penny. Only problem is I want more.
Posted 26 April.
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95.1 hrs on record (89.4 hrs at review time)
its good
Posted 13 March. Last edited 13 March.
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27.4 hrs on record (27.1 hrs at review time)
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This game has that old school EQ vibe to it, and I'm all for it.
Posted 11 January.
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31.2 hrs on record (28.4 hrs at review time)
Posted 3 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
26.4 hrs on record (25.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Very fun, fast paced rogue lite. Plenty of weapons and abilities to unlock. The music in incredible, the soundtrack for the Ark is so damn good. The only issue I had with this game was that when an ally died, it would go into sudden death, meaning he surviving players die in one hit. But they've already changed it to revenge, now if someone dies, the remaining players take more damage, but deal more damage. An absolutely fantastic change. Definitely worth picking up if you're into roguelites.
Posted 29 October, 2024. Last edited 14 December, 2024.
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3.6 hrs on record
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Posted 26 August, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
3,472.5 hrs on record (3,459.0 hrs at review time)
If you don't want to read all my whining, the take away is that this game is NOT new player friendly, whoever manages the audio can't seem to do their job right, and the matchmaking is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Best BR out BUT there's some serious issues that have never been addressed.

The audio is and has been horrible for a long time, sometimes you'll hear footsteps, other times you can have full squads padding on you with no sound. It's very inconsistent.

Update: Season 21, the audio is somehow worse. It's actually insane how often I'll get people killing me point blank from behind, with ZERO AUDIO CUES.

About a third of the games I play, they cant even fill up our team. Its getting pretty sad.

Hey Respawn REMOVE THAT LOUD SOUND AT THE START OF QUADS, YOU'VE HAD WEEKS

Season 22, new map is amazing. Matchmaking is still awful, getting rolled by pred 3 stacks while my teamates are literally day one players. Audio is even worse than before. I've never been killed this many times, from someone running up behind me and blasting me in the back of the head. NO footsteps, and half the time I can't even hear their guns going off. Dual wield weapons are insanely overpowered, they haven't adjusted them at all since they released and they're ruining the game. If you don't run dual mozambiques, you're gunna get killed by them.

aaand the servers keep getting worse and worse, out of the 11 games ive had today, 7 ive gotten multiple server errors resulting in me being unable to move. 7 out of 11. its almost unplayable. just need something similar so i can leave this dumpster fire of a game.

New season. They decided to bring back the game when it was first released, which sounded like fun. Unfortunately they completely removed pubs and only have that. Instead of releasing it as an LTM. I don't understand why the ♥♥♥♥ they make choices like this, it drives me nuts. They've also MASSIVELY overpowered the support legends, making the game an absolute slog to get through. Nothing like fighting a team that can continuously rez over and over and over, just an awful experience. Also decided to add the release-editions of weapons into pubs, a 12 shot wingman that shoots faster, or a full auto prowler with a marksman, or that moronic spitfire. Worst meta I've seen so far.

"LeTs PuT a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GrEnAdE lAuNcHeR iN aPeX" I don't know who's idea it was but they're an idiot. it worked in TF2 because we were MUCH more mobile, its an awful idea in this game. awful. AWFUL.

Season 24 just dropped. It would have been a great looking season but the TTK is severely reduced, and its just an awful experience. Out of every horrible decision they have made, this is the worst. You don't even have time to make a call before you're dead. 2 v 1ing or ♥♥♥♥ forbid 3 v 1 is basically impossible. the worst part of it, is half my games are ending before zone 1 closes and its boring AF. they reduced the sound of your teammates footstep, and somehow the audio is worse. ive lost count of the amount if players running up on me with no audio this season. matchmaking is also still ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, they added a non labelled graph showing you how good your teams skill is compared to the lobby, which seems to mean nothing. probably the laziest attempt i've seen at transparency.

Thanks for putting krabers all over the map on april fools. HOW HARD IS IT TO LEAVE PUBS THE ♥♥♥♥ ALONE AND MAKE AN LTM?
Posted 13 July, 2023. Last edited 1 April.
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1 person found this review helpful
16.2 hrs on record
The absolute best card gave I've ever played. After I beat it once, I immediately began playing again. I hope to God they release more content in this universe but if not.. It is an experience that I believe should not be avoided.

Get it, beat it, repeat it. I'm in love. The only change i would make, it porting it to moblile. If i could play this on my phone or tabled, I would never stop.
Posted 24 January, 2022.
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14 people found this review helpful
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0.5 hrs on record
"Snake, what's wrong?"

"Ughn, Crab Battle!"
Posted 17 January, 2021.
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8.0 hrs on record
Incredible game, worth every penny.
Posted 20 October, 2020.
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