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97.8 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
7 days to Wait
Wasted more time on the loading screen then in the actual game

Entertainment at its finest



Posted 15 May, 2022.
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3.0 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
*Wastes time downloading the game*

Game : nah mate you gotta wait.

(queue number 9680)

10/10
Posted 20 February, 2022.
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1.3 hrs on record
Its a ton of fun with some friends
Posted 25 November, 2021.
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4.6 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
Tried the game with a few friends.We took the first mission with the Dolls.
Had no indications that we needed to burn the dolls and we pissed off the witch.Great start,we spent the next 20-25 minutes screaming like little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥,laughed like there is no tomorrow.

Friends said they will never launch the game again and deleted it.
I say otherwise lmao

If you want to ♥♥♥♥ your damn pants and maybe have a laugh ,just go for it.
I got it on a sale luckily,the only thing I would complain about is the lack of maps ( only saw 3) but I have to check the last 2 out.

Posted 10 August, 2021.
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0.1 hrs on record
Preety much a walking simulator,kind of boring and short,acts like a demo lmao.While I may have enjoyed staring at and admiring the giant fox,listening to the soundtrack was a blast.About the graphics,well I say it looks decent.

Other then that,I would just say that if you want an easy source of achievements,well here it is.
You dont even need to spend another 10 minutes,to 100% this game.

About the price... well I wouldnt pay a single $ for this (and I was lucky enough to get this for free lel) I would be better off getting Nephise Collection (I gues) if I was going to spend anything on this.Well thats the way I see it.
Posted 12 February, 2021.
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20.3 hrs on record (11.5 hrs at review time)
I haven't played much, I gotta say. But if I ever downloaded or sat down to play this game then it was when my friends were happy to join me. What do I love about this game? It's very simple, fun, easy to get running and of course, it can become quite challenging. Another great thing about it is that it still has support and each week free maps are given to the players for a limited time. There may be microtransactions but they are few, and not too expensive.I dont see it as some game that people would get into long term,its more of a `eh im bored right now lets play something quick`

I do reccomend people to give it a try,and for the love of god make sure you invite some friends to join you.
It will be worth it!
Posted 25 November, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
97.6 hrs on record (15.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
As others have pointed out,i feel inconsistent hit boxes,few maps,you make us grind for hours to get 1 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gun.And then you pull a tiny `spend a little money` etc move.Screw off mate (dont get too offended) but atleast make me pay 3$ (minimum for its state right now) and get me the full experience without any limitations.I had fun with this game,but it got boring quick and I lost my patience cause of the hit boxes,constant spawn killing,grenade spams,and seriously 100-140k (in game credits earned by playing matches) for 1 gun? And even then the gun is worse than the rest.
You can expect a subscription system aswell,cause this guy wants a constant flow of money,although i doubt anybody would play more than a few days minimum,or a month if you have the patience.

I reccomend this game if you just want some laughs and if youd play for a short while,otherwise you are better off getting battlefield etc
But when I lost my patience with this game,i was just like Gordon Ramsay when the food is served raw ,telling myself `no no this cant be happening`

If the dev changes things,then I might visit back and maybe have other things to say.But for now its just another game where you shoot whatever enemy you find,die ,respawn and maybe capture a point.
Posted 25 August, 2020.
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15 people found this review helpful
3.3 hrs on record
While you can see that I only have 3 hours on this game(steam),believe me I already completed every single game in the trilogy atleast 6 times.And well hundreds of hours on other mods.The games are good,well vanilla versions are preety interesting for a while,but you get sick of that soon.The story is interesting,although I find the whole thing short especually on Call of Pripyat.It retained most of the aspects that the other games had,artifact hunting,random mutant and stalker encounters,generated by the engine etc.If there is one thing that hooked me to these games,then its the atmosphere,I and many others,get warped/transfered into the world the game creats,the zone itself.I personaly really get that feeling,that I am in a different world,plus I have my friendly neighbour,the Chernobyl NPP close by,and the disaster of course.

If somebody would ask me,if its worth buying the games,well if I consider what the modding community did,to keep this game alive,its a hell yes from me.Plus to support that Stalker 2 project ,wich most of us stalker fans are waiting for.
Vanilla is worth 1-2 runs,but you can download easily accesible mods like Oblivion Lost ,MISERY,Dead Air,Call of Chernobyl (I warn you that they have standalone version,so yeah )
Whatever do what you want and thanks for reading
Have a good day
Posted 28 March, 2020.
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6 people found this review helpful
175.2 hrs on record (16.9 hrs at review time)
While I got this game for free and enjoy it sometimes,I expected way more from the community and Ubisoft aswell.The game may be beautiful,exciting,interesting,fun.But its plagued with unbalanced things,and I bet Ubi doesnt even listen to the complaints,the game itself has been out for 3 years,should be fixed.I played for a few hours myself,though the only times I found the game enjoyable was when I played the Story or got into a custom match with friends,and rarely I met some players who actually made fair 1v1`s (respect to those).The problem isnt only that the game is unbalanced ,attack speeds wich you cant even fking react to for example,or some character`s attack range.The playerbase is filled with people who just spam the same attacks on you over and over again,its repetitive and overall a new player (like me) will find it hard to adapt,you may learn the basic things at first.Cause they were kind enough to make an actual tutorial,but man later you have to study how to handle those light attack spammers or those who constantly charge at you every sec.If you have the patience and will,then go ahead try.But you will never get rid of the matchmaking system,its bearable for a while but as you progress and maybe play `better` for once,you will get matched with players who are way better than you.Trust me I got matched up with people who were 5 times better than me.
I summed up some of the things wich I saw,and experienced but whatever try the game yourself.Its not the `worst` game I ever played,but it isnt perfect either.Newbies be warned,it will be very challenging to get into the game 100%,and prepare for some headaches (especually if you are the angry type).
God bless you if you got the game for free,you got saved some $ wich you can use elsewhere.
Posted 3 January, 2020. Last edited 19 January, 2020.
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5 people found this review helpful
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29.5 hrs on record (16.3 hrs at review time)
First I will point out that this game is indeed fun,it takes your attention away for a few days,months,years (especually if you are f2p).The way I felt it,the game is kind of P2W,I mean if you want to skip waiting a lot,and grinding I gues.The game itself looks good,but the whole thing gets kind of repetitive,go there,get this,zombies come,kill them etc This happens like more than 50 times in the entire playthrough.You can also expect to fall through the floor,fall below the entire map (yes it happens at the tunnels in the desert,and the scientist bases).And obviously you have the advertisements,wich really got on my nerves after a while.One apears every single time you try to view the map,or whatever but I gues its nothing too bad compared to... other games.The story,is interesting but of course I wont spoil it,but I tell you ,you will mostly be doing some other character`s job or work,the rewards are mostly good,but you might also consider spending your time treasure hunting,or opening every safe you come across.Another feature I should mention,is that the game generates random encounters for you,everytime you travel somewhere else using the map,you have a chance to either meet a horde of zombies or just see a floating container in the middle of nowhere etc.Of course you can also choose to avoid these encounters.If there is something I loved about this game,then its the bosses,characters and most importantly the laser guns,wich you can later in the game from a 2 traders.
Overall I would give this game a 8/10,although I understand that it isnt finished 100% yet. (I am already waiting for the next update cause I have nothing else to do in the game but to farm the optional quests ,hunt for treasures or just continue upgrading and buying whatever I didnt yet.But I got to massacre a ton of zombies,save an entire city,destroy a huge robot ,kill characters wich pissed me off in the end and got to speak to a goat,a dog and a chicken.If that wasnt interesting then I dont know what to say.
No zombies were harmed in the making of this video game.
Posted 30 December, 2019.
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