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111.2 hrs on record (77.5 hrs at review time)
This is a very fun and highly addictive game to play with friends.

Enable power ups, throw on collision and you get out there and make sure your friends know who's in charge.., and never want to play with you again.
Posted 26 November, 2020.
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10.0 hrs on record (7.6 hrs at review time)
Was fun for a while. Now it feels uninviting to come back to.
Posted 28 June, 2019. Last edited 25 November, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
2,142.4 hrs on record (1,165.5 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
A lot of people complain about being a trash silver, but I'm all about it. Being a silver, you get the full Counter Strike experience;

Smurfs,
Scripters,
Derankers,
Alcoholics,
Toxic Flatbrainers,
Raging Neckbeards,
Crying Children,
Clueless Bots,
Local Comedians,
and your very own DJ.

From the aim of a monkey, to the footsteps of an elephant.
Just shows that anyone can play this game. The fun is what you make of it.

There's nothing more exciting than risking a 7 day ban to play Crippled with your friends.
Posted 25 November, 2017. Last edited 29 January, 2020.
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8,072.2 hrs on record (3,977.7 hrs at review time)
The world is going downhill, cringy jokes, stale memes, racists, stupid SJW's and much more. The human race is a lost cause and it could be years before a potential alien race finally enslaves us, if ever.

Who has the time to sit around and wait?

You might, but I surely don't, so play this game if you're like me and need immediate cancer.

Your teammates will give you cancer, the community will give you cancer, the game mechanics will give you cancer, all while valve throws pricey cosmetics in your face trying to take a knife to your wallet.

The amount of cancer available in this Free to Play game will make you forget about the tragedy that is the human race and will instead make you hate your life to the point at which you aren't afraid to tank a bullet.

10/10 I Hate My Life.
Posted 26 November, 2016. Last edited 29 November, 2021.
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