I Have met this fella in the midst of League of Legends, our chemistry was spot on from the moment our souls connected in the psychic realm. Some might think the League chat is a subpar environment to connect with another person metaphysically. But not if the ranch they have to spear is of such quality, it's salt almost addicting, the warm oozing goo almost welcoming. duck it, I mean just like unnggg *UCK me😩!
I've tried to convince them that this would be better for the two of us, but my arguments could not sway them. They saw no way this would work out...
I could not contain my anger, I weighed my options, and I must admit... I crave them... I need them... I will conquer and claim them
-rep

You have all been called here.
Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.
A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize.
You don't even realize that you are trapped.
Your lust of blood has driven you in endless circles.
Chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber.
Always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
But, you will never find them, none of you will.
This is where your story ends.

And to you, my brave volunteer.
Who somehow found this job listing not intended for you.
Although, there was a way out planned for you,
I have a feeling that's not what you want.
I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be.

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get gud m8

-rep so ♥♥♥♥ at hoi4

You ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up kid. As I type this I have my modded PS2 running a track IP script on your post. Once I have triangulated your position in the world, my PS3 will release to your router my very own Pandora box virus. You won't notice it at first, but soon your lame PC will begin to work against you in ways you can't even imagine. First your graphics card will start to emit the flu virus, your ram will be uploaded online so everyone will be able to use it, your motherboard will slowly secrete acidic resin which will fry the electronics. The processor will be fine, just to give you hope.
You will be left with a husk of a machine, all because you decided to critique my mental ability... was it worth it?
Not even your mummy can help you now ♥♥♥♥ boy