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ㅤ* I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
ㅤ* Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
ㅤ* My idea of a high stress job is any job where you have to work with other people.
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