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Happy New Year!
•。★Christmas★ 。* 。
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˚ ˛ •˛• ˚ | 田田 |門| ˚
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🍁👪 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 HAPPY THANKSGIVING 🦃🍽️🌽🍗
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HAPPY
4TH OF JULY
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𝓜𝓪𝔂 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓲𝓯𝓮 𝓫𝓮 𝓫𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓭 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓶𝓪𝓷𝔂 𝓭𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓱𝓪𝓶𝓫𝓾𝓻𝓰𝓮𝓻𝓼 & 𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼.
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annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.
-- Oscar Wilde
😩
Youth is the trustee of posterity.
😶
I'll learn to play the Saxophone,
I play just what I feel.
Drink Scotch whisky all night long,
And die behind the wheel.
They got a name for the winners in the world,
I want a name when I lose.
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide,
Call me Deacon Blues.
-- Becker and Fagan, "Deacon Blues"
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Anybody who doesn't cut his speed at the sight of a police car is
probably parked.
😭
Anger is momentary madness.
-- Horace
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A reverend wanted to telephone another reverend. He told the operator,
"This is a parson to parson call."
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The lunatic, the lover, and the poet,
Are of imagination all compact...
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "A Midsummer Night's Dream"
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+rep :3
be they crispy or from wendy's
spend my hard earned good boy points
on kid's meal ball pit burger joints
mummy lifts me to the car
to get me tendies, near and far
enjoy my tasty tendy treats
in comfy big boy booster seats
mcdonald's, hardee's, popeye's, cane's
but of my tendies, none remain
she tries to make me take a nappy
but sleeping doesnt make me happy
tendies are the only food
that put me in the napping mood
i'll scream, i'll shout, and make a fuss
i'll scratch, i'll bite, i'll even cuss
tendies are my heart's desire
fueled by hungry raging fire
mummy's sobs and wails and cries
but tears arent tendies, nugs or fries
my good boy points were fairly earned
to find the tendies that i've yearned
but there's no tendies on my plate
did mummy think that i just ate
tendIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW
YOU FAT UNGRATEFUL SLUGGISH SOW
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^)
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