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DOLPHIN GANG
OCEAN GANG FOR LYFE
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< ⌒ヽ
/ へ\
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レ ノ ヽ_つ
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`ノ ) Lノ
After I played:
/フフ `ヽ
/ ノ) ) ヽ
/ | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ
/ ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく \ /
丶_ ノ 。 ノ、 。|/
`ヽ `ー-'_人`ーノ
丶  ̄ _人'彡)
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|(_____ノ /_| |_________..| ||
| LLLLLL./ __)L_| |LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. | ||_____
ARA ARA HORR UP HORR UP PUREEZU
*censors*
HORR UP FAMIRY
*makes subpar consoles*
SO YU SEIN
*denies third party support*
SO YU CHAYIN TSU SEI
*hires SJW's into Western branches*
ARA ESKYUUZU ME SO YU SEIN
*cuts content*
SO HORR UP HORR UP PREEZ MINNASAN
*DMCA's let's plays*
SO YU CHAYIN TSU SEI
*scraps proper metroid game*
WE SOMU KAINA
*makes disappointing Direct*
SOMU FINNA
*loses Bayonetta 2 exclusive*
WE WAZU
*haemorrhages customers*
TARENTORESS
*loses core profit base to smartphones*
HACKS N
*goes bankrupt*
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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1. Be Binsht
2. Be made of CHEESE hahahahahaha
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 ♥♥♥♥
*rips a bong* AHH YES!