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first post of 2017

Wigwog

beef jerky is just cow raisins

Not gonna lie, mario is thicc af 😍🍆👅 Now before you start calling me ♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥ just hear me out. I think that princess peach is hella fine, alright. If you gave me the option to smash, imma come down on her like a pile of bricks. Her ♥♥♥♥♥ will be the rihanna to my chris brown. But there's just something about that Italian booty in those blue overalls that gets me going fam. Honestly, we all know that princess peach ain't got that 🍑 and mario do. She just a princess.
Every time I see mario jumping on turtles or racing on his sweet behind, I get really stiff. I was watching my cousin playing on her switch and I was tenting real hard. My mom and auntie were there so I had to act like i was crushing on my cousin man. I'd rather them think I'm a hillbilly than know I daydream about some plumber's booty. And if he's Italian you know he got that sausage too, but like I said I'm no ♥♥♥♥ bro.

hy is, me.. home simpin. Check oujt the s impins, seaso n56 on Fox sports newtork. on at 9o clock