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Burnah, controller in hand, navigating the virtual soccer field with the precision of a surgeon. Their fingers dance across the buttons like Messi maneuvering through defenders, and their strategy is so on point that even the AI opponents might be consulting them for game tips.
If I had to point out a tiny glitch, it's that Burnah's opponents might sometimes wonder if they're facing a virtual AI or a soccer savant in disguise. I've seen opponents frantically checking their own controllers for hidden turbo buttons after a match with Burnah, convinced that there's no way a human can be that skilled.
Burnah is the kind of FIFA player that legends are made of, a soccer sage, a comedic virtuoso, and a controller-wielding maestro rolled into one.
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