8:50 PM - honk: I could be a banana peel and I can't peel for all that.

2:26 AM - Kyno: I started pole dancing to avoid Sigma.

2:00 PM - Jackal: I'm hungry again.
2:00 PM - Jackal: *takes long sip of a drink*
2:00 PM - Jackal: I don't know why I expected that to cure my hunger.

11:50 PM - Moxipaws: No more raw eggs for you!

11:38 PM - honk: First of all, nothing is better than Castle Crashers, die.

:
[2013]
Kevin: You get money from the money.

[2015?]

11:57 PM - zerobladez ㅇㅅㅇ: IM SO GAY

[2017?]

9:59 PM - Brianna! : I've had roleplays with more frames than this game.

9:19 PM - RedFire: I'm taking a huge risk here, my computer could catch the gay from this

[2019]

1:53 AM - Snax: Did you know Clint is a Pokemon?
1:53 AM - Snax: He's my geod-dude.

Zerobladez: What is Green Flame blade...?
Zerobladez: Oh never mind this is lame.

Zerobladez: Beep Beep, I'm your uber driver. And we are at your destination, which is DEATH!

[2020]

2:36 AM - Zerobladez : Did that mobile Blizzard game ever come out?
2:36 AM - Paradoksic : Nah, not yet.
2:36 AM - Zerobladez: Aww... 'Don't you guys have phones'
2:37 AM - Paradoksic: (Laughing) Did you buy a phone just for it?

5:05 AM - Duskismic: Oh no I cut my Kit-Kat longitudinal wise instead of vertical wise!!

[2021]

5:11 PM - Cheru: Is there another setting? Are you a one use appliance? ARE YOU A TOASTER??

11:30 PM - Wjhtiger: Wait.. I forgot, which one is heterosexual again?

3:49 PM - Noir: Shout out to docm77, gotta be one of my favorite genders

10:56 PM - Cooper: SO many things are coming out on the 11th! My Milk expires then, so does my salad... Warframe update is. Oh and I guess Skyrim does too.

[2022]

8:41 PM Cheru: [in a panic] SHORT PEOPLE CAN BE MURDERERS TOO

8:17 PM TkCooper: You ever think if we would nerf guns if we could?
8:18 PM TkCooper: The vikings must have been pissed when the guns got added, really ruined their meta.
8:19 PM TkCooper: That style came back a little bit when the tanks got added to the drop tables.
8:19 PM TkCooper: What meta of wars would you be interested in playing in?

4:45 AM TkCooper: Waiting for the sleep schedule rollover?
4:45 AM TkCooper: For when the server has more space
4:45 AM TkCooper: Since currently the slots are full of people from the other side of the world
4:45 AM TkCooper: Server resets when the moon runs a full cycle.

[2023]


11:46 PM - Cheru: I have to ask, is the burning in your name because your queer?
11:46 PM - Cheru: Because when you see a very flamboyant gay man, they are called a flamming homosexual

7:54:PM - Peyton: im drawing gay now because of this
7:54:PM - Peyton: im protesting with homosexual intentions

4:36 PM - Jackalboi: I have a doctors note saying I can't suck ♥♥♥♥!

8:53 PM - MoxiBunn: I cannot tell you how many times homicidal tried to autocorrect to homosexual

[2024]


12:30 AM - Jackalboi: DON'T DEEP-THROAT THE STRAW!

7:01 PM - Jackalboi: Sketch is nicely tanned, like toast!

10:28 PM - Redfire: im too drunk and high strung for that negativity

7:32 PM - honk: Oh I can sail your ship, do you want me to sail your ship?
7:32 PM - Kev: (Only half paying attention) Sell my ship??? Don't sell my ship!!!

[honk and I queueing Comp in Overwatch 2, just finished a game]
12:24 AM honk: *accidentally hits the quick-play button* NO not Quick play!
12:24 AM honk: *cancels queue and re-queues quick play*

2:57 PM - Redfire: Let he who does not want to ♥♥♥♥ a dragon cast the first stone

8:12 PM Redfire: Wait is Kev the oldest..?
8:12 PM Kev: Yeah, I am.
8:12 PM Redfire: Oh man, I'm sorry