Recent reviews by Fencer

can't sex the robe

0/10

Very fun game with a huge amount of replayability.
A lil' expensive for the gameplay, so only buy on sale.

Very simple software. Does its job very really well.
10/10 worth buying

-Ask man to sign petition
-He refuses
-Slice his arm off with a shovel
-Shoot him in the crotch
-Douse him in gasoline
-Set him ablaze
-Piss on his corpse

Dopamine rush inducing grindfest, where the fun part is barely longer than 2 hours so that you can't refund. The dialogue is boring, the upgrades are meaningless, and the characters are written very 2 dimensionally.

only buy if it goes on sale.

Extremely boring game with tedious crafting mechanics that stop being even remotely fun RIGHT after your 2 hour refund window ends.

only buy on sale.

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate this game


10/10

The testing tracks should've stayed forbidden

Best game in my entire life. Don't change my mind, because you physically cannot.

The controls are unreasonably difficult. this game is hard to play, even harder to master and EVEN HARDER to enjoy.

conclusion: if you value your sanity, don't play this garbage. People say it's great. those are trolls. please, do not buy this. I AM BEGGING YOU.