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Recent reviews by The Real CHIM Shady

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1 person found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Dog dlc, literally bringing back a character just to copy a DS3 boss for fanservice, grim direction From is heading in
Posted 29 June, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
16.0 hrs on record
Game feels unfinished.
Combat is absolutely filler content of the worst sort, its meh at the start but becomes grating by the middle of the game.
Story is good, and environment is too, but the story is massively hampered by the fact that the 2 biggest (only) climaxes are preceded by dungeon crawls filled to the brim with combat. Protip: run past 95% of enemies in the game!
Game would be 7/8-10 if combat was just removed and I say that as generally a combat enjoyer.
Airship you get way too late, and act 3 is way too short, like sub 1 hour.

Another problem but less so is how worthless 90% of loot is, over half the rings and accessories are related to combat but you can easily beat the game without putting any stats into combat by just upgrading your weapon.

Housing system is frontloaded and feels forced, like its put in there to satisfy early access gooners who cry about content. Game is not big enough to justify such a system imo.

Also you can pretty much max everything on 1 character so only reason to replay is to get story ending A or B.
Posted 24 May, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
69.0 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ framerate, especially in the capital
Posted 22 March, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
20.5 hrs on record (10.0 hrs at review time)
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Posted 3 November, 2023.
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10 people found this review helpful
237.0 hrs on record (230.4 hrs at review time)
Deranged developers break mods every patch. Wait until the game is abandoned before you bother
Posted 23 June, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3.9 hrs on record
meme game, look up the walking animations for the characters lmfao
Posted 5 January, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record
Terrible port, stick to the console classic
Posted 2 January, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record
Artistic masterpiece, the graphics are unmatched in today's market, the environmental storytelling puts dark souls to shame. The controls are crisp and to the point, the challenge is perfect for a god gamer such as myself.

All I can say is its the QUINTESSENTIAL video game every gamer needs to own!

Pure KINO!
Posted 29 December, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
70.1 hrs on record (16.0 hrs at review time)
Really buggy, wait 6 months or 6 years maybe
Posted 15 December, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
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358.2 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
I attacked first horse man I see and he block my magik BAD GAME! HOW CAN I PLAY WHEN BOSS BLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONT BUY!
Posted 24 February, 2022.
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