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📢 ATTENTION, SURVIVORS! 📢
We regret to inform you that Chris Hansen has officially been declared FODDER to all things Left 4 Dead 2. Their gameplay is so tragic, even the zombies have filed a formal complaint.
🔻 OFFENSES INCLUDE:
❌ Missing every shot—even with a shotgun.
❌ Throwing molotovs at teammates instead of the Tank.
❌ Running ahead, triggering every horde, and then crying for help.
❌ Getting pounced by a Hunter EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
❌ Using a medkit on full health while their team bleeds out.
💀 SURVIVAL RATE: LOWER THAN YOUR IQ AFTER WATCHING THEM PLAY.
For the sake of all that is holy, PLEASE consider uninstalling or, at the very least, turning on bots—they have better aim.
🚷 BE WARNED: Playing with this individual may cause extreme frustration, hair loss, and an existential crisis. 🚷
🙃 Proceed at your own risk.
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