Recent reviews by HATSUNE MICHAEL

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this game ruined my life

I cannot comprehend the events that have transpired as of a moment ago. I was just feinted AND gambled at the same time.
If you cannot understand how to react to strikes, randomly flailing your weapon about; in the hopes to hit me, gingerly wailing away like a mindless rat, you are nothing but ENRAGING. How could such a pathetic thought cross your mind? Gambling is a DISGUSTING habit to adopt, and stops skilled players, such as myself, from earning the hits I deserve, since I was capable of reacting when it was MY initiative.

And don't even get me started on feinting. If you so desperately need to crutch onto such an easy-to-perform, no thought - easy result mechanic, then you deserve to uninstall NOW. You're indoctrinating behaviour is not welcome on the competitive scene, you waste of oxygen.

I have invested thousands of hours into honing my skills, my reactions, comprehending the exact move I must perform at the perfect moment. I take my performance PERSONALLY. If I lose, it BETTER be to something impressive, or you're just wasting more of my time, you pathetic runt. If I win? Then it's a display of power, prowess and dedication. I bet you couldn't even dedicate five minutes to breakfast.

For Honor is the only thing that I need to keep myself occupied, as it's a constant reminder of how much more advanced I am as a person, capable of thinking faster than you could ever hope to achieve.
What do you mean that I'm compensating for my lack of real life redeeming qualities by acting powerful in the video game world? That I am a sad, lifeless husk without my in-game performance?
More like, shut up idiot, I am better than you.

See, you don't want to mess with me. I'm a melee god. I know all of the mechanics. Did you just FFA me in a dominion match? What do you mean you were just having some fun? Childish behaviour more like, get out of my server. Banned. That'll show them to mess with a melee god, such as myself...

Plat 3 doesn't mean you're good

I hate this game